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Please reblog. There is a text version of the suicide hotline. Help is out there. Stay strong. I’ve been there. Asking for help is NOT a sign of weakness. Stolen from ImgUr.

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Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

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Happy National Coming Out Day to everyone who is coming out today!  We’re all rooting for you and wish you the best of luck.

Happy National Coming Out Day to everyone who is already out.  May today be a day of continued celebration of who you are.

Happy National Coming Out Day to everyone who is half-in and half-out of the closet, or out in certain circles but not others.  People don’t often talk about how strange it can feel to be in that position, but I’m so proud of you for making it this far, and I hope someday you can be fully out if that’s something you want.

Happy National Coming Out Day to everyone who can’t celebrate publicly because they can’t or don’t want to be out, whether because of safety, uncertainty of their identity, just not being ready, or any other reason.  You are so brave and strong.  You never have to come out to anyone if you’re not ready or you don’t want to, and the community sees you and supports you regardless.

Happy National Coming Out Day!

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Glad I'm asexual

“Insecurity is so unsexy.”

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And the classic "if I show symptoms but somebody says that everybody does that sometimes I am a Liar and bad"

Constantly torn between “if I show symptoms I’m real and valid” and “I can’t show any symptoms because then I’ll be a bother so I have to internalize everything.”

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I always hate it when people are all “so do you go to school, or are you working, or” and I either have to

make up some lie, or

eventually get around to “I am not working because of depression/anxiety,” and subsequently have to deal with whatever bullshit-riddled and completely unsolicited opinions on mental illness this stranger feels obligated to share with me.

So my therapist was like, “You don’t have to do either. You can just say you haven’t worked in a while because you’re recovering from an illness.”

I tried it when the home inspector was here today, and it fucking worked. He was like, “oh, I’m sorry, are you doing better now,” and I’m like yeah, and don’t worry, it’s not contagious, awkward laugh, and we moved on.

MY THERAPIST. IS A GENIUS. Because it is an illness, so it’s not a lie to say that, and it’s also none of his business to know specifically what it is, and I clearly don’t want to give more details, so we should move on from this topic. MY THERAPIST IS A GODDAMN GENIUS.

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Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

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tfw u reblog ask posts knowin good n damn well aint nobody bout to ask u shit 

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Is it too pretentious if I write my crappy website’s address on these comics? I don’t think so.

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This blog is a safe space for anyone who is:

Gay Lesbian Homoromantic Bisexual/romantic Pansexual/romantic Asexual/romantic Demisexual/romantic Transgender Non binary Gender questioning Gender queer Agender Demigender Gender neutral (The list goes on)

Reblog if your blog is a safe space too! 😁

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(Small) Stim Toy Giveaway   (posted 6th October 2016)

Set One: Blue Set

Pale blue, clear blue, and white tangle jr.

Small jar of blue buttons.

(Not pictured) A choice of sweets from list below.

Set Two: Green and Yellow Set

Green, yellow, and clear orange tangle jr.

Small jar of green and yellow buttons.

(Not pictured) A choice of sweets from list below.

Set Three: Pink Set

Light pink, dark pink, and purple tangle jr.

Small jar of pale pink and purple buttons.

(Not pictured) A choice of sweets from list below.

List of sweets to choose from:

Marshmallow faces

Foam lobster shapes

Foam banana shapes

Jelly sweets

Pretty much any other sweets you can think of. These are just the ones that I know where to get right now that are nice to squish.

(Please note, if you are from a country where I can not send food stuffs - I am from the UK and know I can send food to the rest of Europe and to the USA - then I will send a substitute. And if you have allergies or just do not want sweets, just let me know and I can send a substitute to you also)

(Also, the tangles won’t be in boxes, but they are brand new. It is just easier to post when they are flat. Do not worry, they haven’t been used/ chewed)

Rules:

Please reblog this post

You don’t have to follow me if you don’t want to, but it would be nice

You should find the toys beneficial (ie - you should be autistic/ have adhd etc)

This post should get 30 notes (or else I’ll look silly!)

I can post internationally, mostly because I enjoy going to the post office.

There will be three winners, and you can specify which set you like in the tags. I will announce the winners within a month (maybe sooner, but I don’t know how this will go!)

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friends with adhd is this a thing that happens?? like you’ll be talking about something and then in your head you’re making connections to something but then what you say out loud skips several points in thought???

Like the other day I was talking to my friend while we were driving and I saw a street sign that said “Edinburgh” and I was like “oh it’d be nice to go there again but I’d like to see outside the city too” and then a few minutes of silence later i was literally like “hey if we drained Loch Ness maybe we’d see if Nessie is there” and like obviously in my head I made the connection Outside Edinburgh city>Loch Ness>Nessie>DRAIN LOCH NESS.

idk if I explained it that well

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*suddenly remembers something I already marked as forever gone in the depths of my mind* PRAISE THE LORD 

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friends with adhd is this a thing that happens?? like you’ll be talking about something and then in your head you’re making connections to something but then what you say out loud skips several points in thought???

Like the other day I was talking to my friend while we were driving and I saw a street sign that said “Edinburgh” and I was like “oh it’d be nice to go there again but I’d like to see outside the city too” and then a few minutes of silence later i was literally like “hey if we drained Loch Ness maybe we’d see if Nessie is there” and like obviously in my head I made the connection Outside Edinburgh city>Loch Ness>Nessie>DRAIN LOCH NESS.

idk if I explained it that well