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not wanting to be outdone by the benders in the gang, sokka invents the flamethrower, the supersoaker, the leaf blower, and the concept of throwing rocks at people

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i genuinely don't care if Tim stalking the batfam with a camera from like age 9 is not canon. that's the funniest shit ever and to me it IS canon

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TWOW Jon Snow @ The Night’s Watch If He Wakes Up And Can't Instantly Spot His Femboy Steward/Squire And Their Puppy:

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Annabeth was head of the Athena cabin because she had been there the longest. She had been there since she was SEVEN

“how is annabeth head of athena cabin” have you ever met an autistic 12 year old girl. she’s running that shit like the navy

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grrm has a real knack for writing men who cower in the corner due to the overwhelming shame of their mere existence while simultaneously saying to themselves “i am the hottest girl in this grocery store” twice per page. jaime, theon, jon etc etc

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the early days of Viserys and Daenerys in Esssos in the style of Schitt's Creek

bad asoiaf spin-off ideas

• robert baratheon’s small council in the style of parks and recreation

• lannister family sitcom in the style of arrested development

• hot pie in harrenhal in the style of the bear

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I love finding out where fanon comes from. Like I'll be reading a comic and something happens and I go "oh that's why people in the fandom think that" cause most fanon stuff is just the exaggerated or misinterpreted version of what happens in canon and finding those links is so fun.

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Just you wait, Timmy boy. Give it a couple years

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I just remembered that Scott killing Professor X should be a horrific moment and not the coldest sh*t ever.

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Procrastinating writing my comic don’t mind me

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Can we acknowledge how funny it is that Dick Grayson & Damian Wayne are the “grumpy one is soft for the sunshine one” trope except the “grumpy one” is a 10 year old child?

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the fact is jason was not suffering from pit madness. he was suffering from something far worse... being 19

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cassandra cain u make my head and heart ache