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Ash | they/he | I like ghosts, detectives, and doctor who
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girl who does nothing all day every day somehow burnt out
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Calling all Brits on this hellsite.
We all saw Elon Musk do the nazi salute at the Trump inauguration. We know that he is influencing and fanning the flames of right wing political parties.
And that very well may include ours.
Because Elon Musk has pledged to donate $100 million to the Reform party. He has since mentioned that it might be hard to give such a large sum now.
But I don’t think we should take our chances. And I think we can agree that letting billionaires influence our countries politics is a terrible idea.
If you also agree here’s a link to a Parliament petition.
It calls for the government to remove loopholes that allow wealthy foreign individuals to make donations into UK political parties (e.g. by funnelling through UK registered companies).
As it is a parliament petition the government are required to debate it in parliament. But for that to happen it needs to reach 100,000 signatures.
Non British folk I’m afraid you guys can’t sign but I encourage you guys to reblog so that more people can see this.
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I planned on making this post sooner but I forgot! If you're in the uk and need something to do this afternoon consider doing the rspb big garden birdwatch which is on this weekend (today being the last day). All you have to do is spend an hour watching birds in your garden or local park and listing all the ones you see. It's a great way to support the rspb in their conservation work and it's a really nice way to spend an hour :)
Here's more info on how to count the birds you see
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all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?
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What would you guys consider the worst movie you've ever seen? Not something that's fun to make fun of, nothing you ironically enjoyed, I mean just an absolutely miserable moviegoing experience that you paid for, hated every second, and wish you had walked out of and asked for a refund.
For me, no joke, Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. It did not even feel like a real movie to me. It made me see red! I was SEETHING with anger and annoyance throughout the entire thing, and I cannot for the life of me articulate why. I saw it once in 2012 when I was 15, I remember almost nothing about it now, but it struck a nerve with me like no other movie ever has before or since.
Tell me in the tags, which movie makes you disproportionately angry just thinking about it?
#the falling#great cast in an awful awful film#it didnt make sense#like all the school girls just fainting and its never explained#the sugest its magic?? but then its never resolved are they all just fainting forever now#the main character is making moves on not only her art teacher but also her brother??#the editing isnt very good either#its only redeeming quality was mathew baynton being in the cast
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I love attention seeking men. like, sure, go electrocute yourself because your roommate isn’t paying attention to you.
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What’s a food from your culture that u HATE #hatersonly
#topical because its burns night tomorrow but no one can get me to eat neeps#haggis neeps and tatties with no neeps for me please#also black pudding is absolutely boggin no way will i ever eat that again#and is this a safe space to say i dont like irn bru?#i dont like the texture of fizzy drinks but irn bru is next level bad. why does it taste like that???
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i wish people were nicer about the whole transgender thing
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my favorite out of context s&co ss
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patiently waiting for doctor who to realise that if it wants new beloved characters it needs to write some new beloved characters
#doctor who you frustrate me so much with your refusal to actually hire new writers and showrunners#doctor who
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do y'all ever think about what sherlock holmes would deduce about you or are you normal
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I love lyfrassir edda. pronounless. only got two personality traits to rub together and they're "completely done with this bullshit" and "in abject horrific despair." has potentially been infected with the power of an eldritch abomination due to watching a video recording a little too intensely. and if that isn't enough, they also have to live with having met and interacted with the mechanisms.
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The Six Idiots is (impo) probably one of the only other British Comedy Troupes (that I know at least) where none of the members are actually gay/queer but then they also come out with probably one of the best queer/LGBTQIA+ representation in their projects ever.
This is one of the reasons why I love them so much 🥰❤️
#yes!! and they have great jokes but never make fun of their queer characters#like especially with the captain he's written with such care and theres so many good jokes too#“ah dorothy” comes to mind and the art class but so many others#and not just the captain but gabriel and ho-tan and every queer character they write#six idiots
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