she/her 30-something trans woman. NSFW. "A different kind of breath for a different kind of life for a different kind of girl." -- Ada Patterson "Broken From the Colony"
"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.
i truly cannot tell if you're some kind of lesbian or gay man or cis guy or bisexual or a straight woman or a furry or some fucked up combination but i do know you're a cunt
there should be a new move in chess where if your bishop goes to the enemy backline the bishop turns into a Nun and has to be a girl for the rest of the game and its really embarrassing for the bishop