witchyskunkrulez

[witchyskunkrulez]

Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay. Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay. Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay. Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay. Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay. Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay. Gay? I was gay once. They put me in a pond. A water pond. A water pond with chemicals. And the chemicals turned me gay.

* concern *

" get therapy. "

[witchyskunkrulez]

Hey buddy! You okay? You look kinda tired Do you need a moment? Don't worry, it's fine I don't blame you for taking a rest after all that Heck, I could go for a nice relaxing defragmentation myself But, before you settle down You up for a little survey to help us improve the park? Thanks for visiting Indigo Park, hope all your dreams came true If you've got some time and you're up for a lark Stick around for the Rambley Review! I'm here to offer my best to each valuable guest I assist And lots of happy feedback ensurеs I get to exist (Let's try it!) Wеre you satisfied with the rides? (Yes or no?) Were you satisfied with your guide? (I sure hope so) Do you plan to come back? Will I see you again? Did your experience convince you to tell a friend about us? Did I earn your trust? At Indigo Park, there is a stark contrast To everything I know this place should be But out of the dark, you've given a spark of sunshine To this kingdom's faithful devotee At Indigo Park, more than my remarks are mysteries Even I don't know what we might find But fight through the dark and I'll be your spark of sunshine To get you out of any bind That is, if you want to keep going Oh, idea! I know all of this isn't fair to you, it's an awful lot to ask But here comes Rambley Review Part 2 to sell you on our task I'm here to view and assess each valuable guest as I learn And lots of happy feedback ensures you're gonna return (Right?) I'm so happy you rode a ride (And saw the show) I'm so happy to be your guide (More than you know) So come back anytime, I'd love to see you again In all my thousands of days, I've never had a friend like you At least I hope I do At Indigo Park, there is a stark contrast To everything I know this place should be But out of the dark, you've given a spark of sunshine To this kingdom's faithful devotee At Indigo Park (At Indigo Park) More than my remarks are mysteries Even I don't know what we might find But fight through the dark (But fight through the dark) And I'll be your spark of sunshine To get you out of any bind 'Til all my old friends are united again And I won't feel so left behind Okay, I'll let you go! See you next time, buddy! Please?

* she looks at you unimpressed *

[witchyskunkrulez]

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* They glare at the anon as they brush their tail * " You need mental help. " * She deadpans *

[witchyskunkrulez]

your tail looks cool *cutely sets it on fire*

" GAH- My fucking tail!!!! " * They race to get water and put it out *

[witchyskunkrulez]

CAL-I-FORNIA GIRLS WE'RE UNFORGETTABLE-

* She's absolutely confused *

[witchyskunkrulez]

hmmm *noms a bit more* and a bit of low self image too.

💀

[witchyskunkrulez]

nom nom nom. oh gross it just tastes like hairspray and depression

* They look at the anon with this face *

😦

[witchyskunkrulez]

Eats hair

" ACk- what the fuck???? " * She tries to pry the anon off her hair *

[witchyskunkrulez]

Your hair looks like it will taste like black licorice and strawberries.

" uh, thank you I suppose... " * She wasn't really sure if it was a compliment or foreshadowing of eating her hair. They hoped that wasn't the case *

[witchyskunkrulez]

Steals hair dye

" oi! Get back here! " * they chase after the anon, potions in hand to smokebomb them *

[witchyskunkrulez]

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Here, I have some Bees for you to snack on :D (Because apparently Skunks eat Bees????? That's what Google said-)

* she took them, inspecting one between their claws before popping it in their mouths * " Much appreciated, I suppose. "

[witchyskunkrulez]

HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI I FOUND YOU :D YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME NOW LITTLE CRITTER

*F E A R*

[witchyskunkrulez]

BLESS ME WITH PICTURES I WANNA SEE 🙏🙏🙏🙏

-Mod Cosmos

Stuck in the basement once more >:/

[witchyskunkrulez]

” Well, I’ve always wanted a cute lab partner~ “ * Salem chuckles, their tail flicking*

Happy pride month!!! *Makes an Indigo Park OC just to make them kiss the non binary skunk*

This is a half joke, I also thought it would be fun to have a possum character as the game has a raccoon and a skunk

Btw check out the first chapter of this game if you like mascot horror, this one is REALLY GOOD!

[witchyskunkrulez]

" Finally, some representation. I swear I really want to use my potions on several people who say that rude shit. " * Salem huffs *

Nonbinary flag picked from Salem the Skunk because they're canonly nonbinary and use they/she pronouns

I've seen transphobes talk about how they're disappointed that Salem is nonbinary and that they're gonna literally just ignore that fact and call them a woman anyways and it's so disgusting. Please be loud about Salem being nonbinary this month.

[witchyskunkrulez]

* she chuckles darkly, glad to see that at least someone appreciates her work. Rambley and his little buddies are done for *

As a scientist and a scholar, I would like to buy one of your potions for experimentation. Rest assured, all research notes and experiment logs will be shared with you.

~ @thetruescholar

* the female skunk regards you with slight suspicion * " I suppose that could be possible..... How much are you willin' to pay? "

[witchyskunkrulez]

" hmm. Well, since my potions are difficult to make and are made with hard-to-find materials, I'd take 8.5k " * she replies with a satisfied smirk *

As a scientist and a scholar, I would like to buy one of your potions for experimentation. Rest assured, all research notes and experiment logs will be shared with you.

~ @thetruescholar

* the female skunk regards you with slight suspicion * " I suppose that could be possible..... How much are you willin' to pay? "