witchmajestygod

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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#that time blitz left vs that time he didn't wanna leave

HELLUVA BOSS 1.07 - Ozzie's 2.08 - The Full Moon

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no thoughts just heart coffees

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

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it's the lack of casual closeness in long distance friendships that kills me. we can't take a walk together, down the road or in a park. can't window shop or run errands. we can't see each other's reactions as we make fun little small talk. that's all i want

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*gives you so much space we accidentally never speak again*

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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you

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I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

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What in the regulus black-

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Washing your face won't fix you but it will take off -2 points from the depression meter

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if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)

guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.

That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.

you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.

Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want

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“you’re a writer, can you explain your process?” yes. first, i panic. then i procrastinate. then, in a fit of productivity at 3 a.m., i create chaos.

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Listen I know it’s not rational but every time my head really hurts I feel like if someone strong were to just push hard on both my temples (if they crush my skull it’s okay that’s of little consequence) it would fix it

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There's no match for the rage I feel when I see ai "art" getting more notes and engagement than actual art (fanart or original art)

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I am sooo sooo so sorry for the oneshot I'm about to post.