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this man has One Honeypot Technique

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Kid but a moth

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[Magic Kaito] Scheduling

It's my birthday, so obviously, there should be fic. 700 words, silliness. +++

Saguru wasn’t entirely sure what he was doing here, other than the fact that it wasn’t a school night. And, well, Kid. Specifically a Kid Heist Notice. Which wasn’t for another three days. A bit larger of a lead time than normal, but Kid hadn’t made an appearance in several weeks, most likely due to it being the end of the school season and this being the first time Kid had a break to do so. But still, Saguru usually arrived later in the process, not for the initial heist note meeting. His presence  was mostly superfluous at them, especially given the straight forward nature of the current note and that Kid wouldn’t be there. “Alright, men!” Nakamori-keibu bellowed and Saguru tried to flinch at the volume. Truely, did everything have time be at high decibel? “Kid has sent us a notice for three days from now at 1800-“

“I really wish he didn’t.” The owner of the large inherited topaz flinched.

Normally gem owners tended to fall into two categories, either having something to hide --usually a fake heist notice-- or attempting to challenge the Kid’s skills. The current target went in a different direction… nervous fussing.  “It’s my daughter’s graduation and I wanted to be there.”

“Oh snap.” A familiar voice said from Saguru’s left and he jumped slightly. “Forgot about graduation. Would you like to reschedule?”

The Kid’s voice came from the officer standing next to Saguru. One who was twice Saguru’s age and whom he’d sworn had gotten checked for being the Kid.

“Oh would you?” The mousy gem owner looked relieved.

Kid stepped forward, the Task Force uniform vanishing with a small poof of smoke, to be replaced by the Kaitou Kid’s familiar white suit, top hat, and cape. “Certainly. When would be a good date for you?”

Kid hopped up on the desk, lightly crouching on it as the gem owner pulled out a paper planner, running his fingers across the pages. “How’s the 19th?”

Kid pulled out a phone, checking his calendar as Nakamori made an irate sound. “I’m booked.” Kid reported. “Can do the 17th or 20th though.”

“I’m out of town the 20th-“

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” Nakamori bellowed, his face a violent angry red. Kid clicked his finger and held up a finger in the inspector’s direction, the thief’s gaze on his phone as if Nakamori was the one being unconscionably rude. 

“-I have work most of the 17th.” The gem owner continued. “But the evening is free.”

Kid made a thoughtful sound. “I supposed that would give me enough time-“

“You could check it now.” Saguru suggested. “Since you’re currently both free.”

Both Kid and the gem owner looked up at Saguru with identical looks of polite confusion. Saguru resisted the urge to roll his eyes. “Not everything needs to be a magic show.”

Kid gasped in outrage, one gloved hand pressed against his chest, clearly offended.

“He’s got a point.” The gem owner gestured to the large stone on his desk. “Help yourself.”

Kid nodded, hopping off the desk, picking up the gem and walking over to the window and holding it up to the moonlight. When nothing happened, he turned back and set the gem back on the desk, offering the owner his gloved hand. “Thank you very much, it was a pleasure doing business with you.”

The gem owner shook his hand. “Likewise.”

Kid turned to the officers and gave them a polite tilt of his hat. “Gentlemen.” He said, then walked out the door.

Saguru pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed heavily as no one moved. 

“-GET HIM!!” Nakamori belatedly bellowed, pointing to the door the thief had just walked out of. That seemed to startle the Task Force and they scrambled to take off running, several getting stuck in the doorway and preventing the others from escaping.

“Well.” Said the gem owner, looking quite chuffed. “That was exciting.” Saguru rubbed his face with a hand, torn between exasperation and amusement, remembering once again why he attended as many Kid heists as possible. He’d been to crime scenes for years and seriously. Stuff like this only happened with the Kaitou Kid. -fin-

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he will never let them live

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To people who don't know, he really just looks like a kid who enjoys doing mischievous stuff on crime scenes, look at that face

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Someone brought it up in my notifs the other day and reminded me of "bird whisperer Hakuba" and tbh? I may have fallen back into P5R and shuake may never leave me (I'm also wanting to finish this one fic I atarted ages ago) but I think I'd like to do something with that. It's not too heavy, but it's got the potential for whimsy and hurt/comfort, which would be really fun to work with.

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I NEED LIKE AT LEAST TEN !!!

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Hello,🙏

I hope you're well. I’m reaching out to ask if you could help by sharing and reblogging my story. I've faced many hardships, and your support and the spread of my story could greatly impact my life and help me through these tough times.

Thank you so much for your understanding and generosity.🙏♥️

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Cursed or out-of-context detco

Part 1

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Never beating the allegations

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At Toichi’s funeral, Saguru can only wonder. Kaito died instead during the magic trick that should have killed Toichi, and Chikage left soon after. Years and years later, the guest list at his funeral is rather lackluster. Saguru, now a single father of three, has more questions than answers but a life to return to despite his friend's death. Then two weeks after the funeral, the Hakuba family receives a package that takes them across the decades they had with the man behind the monocle.

Chapter 1

Chapter 3: Saguru and his youngest son August enjoy a quiet morning together. Even as something is not quite right.

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The Sun and the Moon

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I didn’t see anyone talk about this yet but can we please. Like in Saguru’s first appearance he wears a purple shirt, some might even say it is some shade of lavender… for anyone unaware lavender was the signature colour for lesbians and gays in the nineteen-twenties. I know it’s only in the anime and at that point of time the colours went crazy in the show but com on. Is it really a coincidence, who even believes in those. After all it’s him, your honour do we need more evidence? I really just need him confirmed queer so that I don’t feel crazy thank you!

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i may have conanpilled one of my friends. this was their idea

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🚨TINY CONE ZONE!!!🚨

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Te quiero mucho hakuba de hannin no hanzawa san