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👼🏽Some prayers with associated angels! For you and for others!👼🏽

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Gabriel - “I pray for signs (for you)”

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Samael - “I pray for the removal of all (your) enemies”

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Raphael - “I pray for (your) health/healing”

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Zadkiel - “I pray for mercy (on you)”

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Haniel - I pray for grace (to come upon you)

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Cassiel - I pray for temperance (for you)

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Michael - I pray for (your) protection

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Uriel - “I pray for divine guidance and solutions (for you)”

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Azrael - “I pray for relief from (your) grief”

ʚ♡⃛ɞ Asariel - “I pray for (your) spiritual vision”

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11/08/2019

Now poor Gabriel is sad, you see?

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12/22/2023

Hail-lelujah!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: The angel Gabriel says, "Hail, Mary," when he meets Mary for the first time.  In the original Bible story, this phrase is a greeting ("hail" means "hello" or "salutations").  In this cartoon, however, Gabriel's signature catchphrase is instead used to answer Mary's question about the weather ("hail" can also mean "frozen rain").  You might be worried that Mary will get hit by more hail if she doesn't get inside, but I assure you that's nothing compared to the mix of compliments and life-changing revelations Gabriel's about to shower her with. AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is yet another Tomics Resurrection, where I've taken an old cartoon -- so old that it was stored on a cassette tape -- and remastered it, quite masterfully.  See the original below.  You'll notice Gabriel is dressed in black, which I originally thought would contrast well with his wings.  I was technically correct, but not spiritually so.  Meanwhile, Mary has a veil that covers her whole head.  Ah'uh'nuh what kinda hats they had in the Bible days, but this one was hard to draw when she moved her head, so I destroyed it, as I do all things which displease me.

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11/22/2024

Governor? More like gover-NERD!

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JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. In this Bible story, Jesus is arrested by Jewish priests who've become jealous of Him. The priests aren't allowed to kill Him since they're technically living under Roman rule and Roman laws, so they hand Him over to the local governor, Pontius Pilate, and tell him that Jesus claimed to be the king of the Jews. This, they hope, will make Pilate think Jesus is trying to start a rebellion against the Romans. Pilate questions Jesus in a pretty simple but dramatic interrogation, beginning by asking Him if He's really a king, to which Jesus replies that His kingdom is not of this world; if it were, His servants would be fighting to free Him. 2. In this cartoon, the first part of the comic sticks to the Bible story, but when Jesus mentions His servants fighting for Him, Pilate tries to clarify by asking, "So you have no servants to fight for you?" But Jesus wasn't saying He doesn't have servants; He was saying they aren't going to fight a physical war to free Him because His kingdom is not a physical one, nor can any physical kingdom hope to threaten it. As Jesus implies this, His actual servants -- the angels -- pester Him to let them beat up Pontius Pilate for Him, but He tells them to calm down since that's not part of the plan. 3. Gabriel (the angel with the blue cape) says, "Pontius Pilate? More like, 'I'm gonna PUNCH THIS Pilate!" PONTIUS is often pronounced PUNCHIS (at least where I'm from), which sounds a little like PUNCH THIS, so Gabriel is just making a play on Pilate's name and saying he's about to clock him if Jesus gives the go-ahead. 4. Michael (the militant soldier angel in the red cape) gives a declaration that sounds a lot like Matthew 8:8. In that verse, a Roman centurion begs for Jesus's help, saying, "Lord, I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word, and my daughter shall be healed." In Mass, we mirror this quote before receiving the Eucharist, except that "roof" refers to the roof of our mouths, since we're about to consume the Eucharist, and instead of "my daughter," we say "my soul." In this cartoon, Michael mirrors the Mass version of the quote, but ends it with "and his soul shall be BROUGHT TO HEEL (i.e. forced to submit)."

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The Terror, "Horrible from Supper" / The Impala for @thegoodthebadandtheart 🫡

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in a whimsical mood, have this

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A big puppy for the King of Hell🦴

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the fact that this isn't even all of the times he died i had to cut out a few (incl. the one i do not legally recognize)

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Sam and Jess!!!

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Fleabag x Supernatural

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I imagine happened before Sam left for Stanford

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Nightmare blunt rotation

Evil Gay Love Square

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Evil Gay Love Square

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Uriel, the DM: Alright guys, you encounter a restless spirit that haunts the grounds you need to rest at for the night. What is your move? Gabriel, the Bard: I can always play a calming tune and see if it decides to move on! Raphael, the Priest: Yes, and if it chooses not to, I'll pray for it to pass over in peace while Gabriel does just that. Lucifer, the Mage: Okay, but if it gets extra fussy and that idea doesn't work, I'll cast a purification spell to send it to the afterlife! Michael, the Warrior: That's just a waste of time, boys. Let me just kill the damn thing. Uriel: Michael, it's a fucking spirit. You can't just - Michael: Let me roll for it. Uriel: Fine, roll for it. Michael, rolling a perfect 20: I cast death by stabbing it. Uriel: God, I hate you.