witchesanddemigods
TREAT YOURSELF
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witchesanddemigods · 2 years ago
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i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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legends 
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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yall ever miss your own energy?? like damn wtf happened to me??
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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Y’all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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future gays are gonna be writing posts like "oh to be a young touch starved gay from 2020, stuck in quarantine, unburdened by social interactions but longing for the embrace of my love"
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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thi s one wins
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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The McDonald’s french fry is unbelievable. When you bite into it, you think: It’s so tasty, it can’t be real. As soon as it gets cold, it turns to lard and flubble. I mean, have you ever tried to eat a McDonald’s french fry that’s gone cold? That’s one of the circles of hell. The gulf between the warm, fresh, lightly salted McDonald’s french fry and the cold McDonald’s french fry is as great a gulf as any I know. - Viggo Mortensen, Esquire magazine (x)
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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witchesanddemigods · 4 years ago
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The memories
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witchesanddemigods · 5 years ago
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It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.
It was always a lie.
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witchesanddemigods · 5 years ago
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Daniel Gerhartz
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witchesanddemigods · 5 years ago
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not 2 sound whiny but i wish more attention was given to the importance of art and literature and philosophy and other humanities again so they'll return to being a really great part of what shapes a decade or an era instead of being seen as useless because they don't fit into the capitalist ideal of a productive society
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