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I can do it when the semester starts!

Please take kevinspotting from my decaying hands

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"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

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i didnt know lana del rey wrote the national anthem

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Every state-level gay marriage ban in the country is currently being challenged in court.

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u know when you’re writing a test and u can’t answer a question so you decide to skip it and then u find out the next 10 questions are all based on the answer from that one question you cannot do and it’s literally just like

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Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

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"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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people talkin like “I thought this was supposed to be the future where are my flying cars”

yall do know that surgeons recently 3D printed a new skull for a woman and that we have machines who learn and recognize themselves in mirrors and recently we found a galaxy that SHOULDN’T EXIST

like

fuck flying cars, guys

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man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo

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I think he’s doing it wrong

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