❝ When Sam offered me the job, I laughed in his face ! But then it occurred to me . . . Here I am, I'm a student — Not just in an academic sense, but a student of life. And where better than here to study life in all its many facets ? People meet in bars . . . They part, they rejoice, they suffer . . . They come here to be with their own kind. ❞
Shelly Long as Diane Chambers
in Cheers ( 1982-1993 )
So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being? Don’t I yearn and ache and shop? Don’t I deserve love and jewelry?
Joan Cusack as Debbie Jellinsky in Addams Family Values (1993)