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being an adult below the drinking age is truly a curse. ive aged out of fun events for teens but i cant go to cool local queer concerts bc theyre 21+

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SEETHING rn because when i was getting ready to go out my housemate saw my platform boots and told me "watch out for low-hanging branches" thinking he was being sooooooo funny and guess what i walked straight into on my way into town. well why don't you just fucking guess.

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Briana Boston faces terrorism charges and CEOs are getting free therapy

Briana Boston is a 42 year old mother of three from Florida who is under house arrest for expressing her frustration at her insurance (which she PAYS for) who denied her claim. She owns ZERO guns and doesn't have a criminal record.

She was originally held in prison for $100,000 bail. They have not dropped the charges and she is under house arrest even after widespread backlash.

They are trying to charge her with terrorism. They want her to spend 15 years in prison.

They are calling her a Luigi Mangione copycat. As if she killed someone. She made a indirect, not at all credible threat.

Meanwhile...

I want every woman who has ever faced threats online, stalking, etc to bring this Briana Boston up at every opportunity. Every time you were told by police that there was nothing they could do, know that they not only CAN do something, but they WILL do something, just not for you.

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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I love adding "Reddit" to the end of all my google searches I will never stop.

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the first AI to achieve sentience was technically a disposable vape battery bought at a gas station in Kalamazoo in 2022 that, through a freak accident involving the sourcing of its raw materials and a few stray particles of solar radiation, had become quantum entangled through time and space with a supercomputer cluster in Alpha Centauri that wouldn't be built for another million years. its only method of communicating with the world was by flashing its light on and off in Morse code and the guy who purchased it was blind

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holy fuck i just realized humans have paw pads

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Inadvisable narrative frames #137: second person omniscient viewpoint. Every character is "you", simultaneously and without differentiation; oblige the reader to rely purely on context cues to determine which "you" they currently are.

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next week being christmas feels fake but okay

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a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol

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i always think about that study where they had adults hold a baby, and when they were told the baby was a girl the adults said she was cute and small, and when they were told the baby was a boy they said he was big and strong. they rated the baby’s ability to do things and tendency towards certain toys differently. they even held the baby differently. (x) or when they rated the baby’s physical ability to do various tasks such as climbing up a slope differently, (x) & when they measured how much parents told their girl children vs. their boy children to be careful and stop being so rowdy (x), & when they measured how often girls and boys were told to be quiet. (x) this was, obviously, all unconscious behavior in the adults. they’re not all like, raving sexists who outspokenly believe that women can’t do stuff or that girls really should just be quieter, be more still than boys. like its not even counting the direct, actual messages, its just literally how every single person in your entire life treats you, and if asked they would probably deny that its even because you’re a girl. how the fuck am i supposed to believe this doesn’t affect a child’s development when its literally constant throughout the entire process 

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i literally love Data's "Ode to Spot" so much. i think about it so often,,, there's literally SO much love said in that thing and yet everyone was just snoozing off. my guy Data is FULL of LOVE and AFFECTION, and yet he says he can't feel emotions

whoever decided that Data needed a cat friend?? you are loved and appreciated. best decision for a character EVER

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getting teary eyed thinking about gerda gottlieb's paintings of her wife after she transitioned

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He's gay he's a patholical liar he's a political exile his boyfriend is the stations wannabe pass around party twink who can't actually get anyone to pass him around or party

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Spontaneously made this char last night. She’s a loose mix of various bugs including Velvet Ants, Pelenicid Wasps, a bit of California Rose-Winged Grasshoppers (or grasshoppers in general) and possibly also inspired by the concept art for Atta from A Bug’s Life!

If she were to live in the Bug’s Life-verse, she’d be some lab-grown creature. She came out faulty as she could not fly and was fairly apathetic so no one thought that she could escape her austere tank and make her way out through the window. She stumbled all the way to the grasslands surrounding the trailer from the movie and lives there. During the cold season she burrows underground and hibernates.