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*teleports behind you*

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I genuinely think this is my best piece of art. I drew it at the end of April and I still wonder how I pulled it off :')

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periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

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July 21 2016 - During the Olympic torch relay in Brazil an out of control motorcycle cop hits a bicycle cop who hits a cop on foot and they all fall to the ground.

Luckily the bystander in green knows how to react when cops get hurt in your vicinity. [video]

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they're on an outing!

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a beautiful woman named excessive heat warning keeps messaging me on my phone

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literally everything is unisex if u stop giving a fuck

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the bleh family

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Two idiots decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. 

"What's Logic?" the first idiot asks.

The professor answers by saying, "Let me give you an example."

"Do you own a weedeater?"

"I sure do."

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.

"That's real good!"

The professor continues, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."

Impressed, "Amazin!"

"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."

"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The idoit is obviously catching on.

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I can't wait to take that logic class!!"

The idiot, proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway, where his friend is still waiting.

"So what classes are ya takin'?" asks the friend.

"Math, History, and Logic!" he replies.

"What in tarnation is logic???" asked his friend.

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" he asked.

"No," his friend replied.

"Gay."

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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science

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nice outfit LOSER lol *puts phone up to ear* 65,000,000 BCE called .They said aomething really bad happened to the dinosaurs

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Luffy is just a trickster god that functions on fae hospitality rules. He is obligated to help you if you invite him or one of his into your home or feed him. He WILL claim you under his name if you give him the chance or he finds you interesting. I will not be taking any debate on this.

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Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home