A collection of incorrect quotes, in-game fuckery, and general ridiculous things our players say in Bard Quest, Conduit Campaign, and Curse of Strahd. "About" page below has player names, character races/classes and who's in which campaign!
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Synden, hurriedly looking through first aid kit: why did you stuff it full of cheetos??
Ell🅱️agg, bleeding out: thought it was funny at the time
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Ell🅱️agg: fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, that's just messed up. like come on. you know I'm dumb as hell.
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Hlif: Come at me with any attack, I can defend it
Silver: You're stupid
Hlif, holding back tears: I meant a physical attack
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Demyan: You wanna come chill and watch a movie?
Vedas: I've seen all the movies
Demyan:
Demyan: All the movies ever made?
Vedas: yeah
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Loren, texting: Hey, Theo changed all the names in my phone. Who is this?
John: what does mine say?
Loren: "Don't Answer"
John: this is John
Loren: ah... guess he missed this one
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Theo: I have to pee
Vedas: I need a drink
Theo:
Vedas:
Theo: ...looks like we both have something to gain here
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Ell🅱️agg: s(he) be(lie)ve(d)
Blut, through tears: he lied
Synden: sbeve
Aiya: how did you say that out loud??
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[on a date with Theo]
Waiter: Soup or salad?
Mini, loud enough for the entire restaurant to hear: WHAT'S A SUPER SALAD?
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Loren: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains
Loren: a ray of hope for my band
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Barber: How would you like your hair cut today?
Hlif: Ideally with scissors, but I've always thought a sword would be kind of cool
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Fergie: how do you always know when I'm sad?
The rest of the band: well, you were dressed in sad colors
The rest of the band: and you were listening to sad songs
The rest of the band: and you taped a note to yourself saying, "I'm sad, ask me why"
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Demyan: Please revise your no swearing in the wagon rule
Loren: Why?
Demyan: [gestures]
Vedas, in the background: well that really drills my pickles
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Ari: you lied??
Kallista: I may have
Ari: you may have, or you did?
Kallista:
Kallista: I may have did
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Snickers commercial: You're not you when you're hungry
Ell🅱️agg, always hungry: ...who am I???
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Elihu: GO TO THE HOSPITAL
Silver: I'm sorry, is this OUR stab wound?? stay out of this
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Police Officer, pulling Ell🅱️agg over: Are you registered?
Ell🅱️agg: I don't vote
Officer: I meant the car
Ell🅱️agg: Ohhhhh, haha sorry
Ell🅱️agg: It doesn't vote either
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Can we NOT base our decisions on what does or doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo?
Loren
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