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SECOND PIC IS SO BOYFRIEND I CRI
m- mom i love him
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im such a HOE why do i like so many people at one time my feelings are confusing as fuck abhsjjsjskks
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oof i dont think libra rising reflects me much lmao but this was fun!! if you want to do this you can find the templates at @/luminaryaries on instagram :)
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holy fuck that was amazing
overrated [m]
» summary: notorious bad boy, dong sicheng, was never one for attachment. well, not until he met you. surprisingly, there was more that met the eye of the reckless bad boy—something outrageously… pure.
❀ pairing: “bad boy”!sicheng & reader insert || university!AU
❀ includes: light fluff, humour, smut (trivial dom/sub elements, teasing [public & private], oral, sixty-nine, fingering, handjobs, penetration), alcohol mentions, light drug mentions
❀ wc: 41.7k
❀ note: I finally have a fic out for my baby ;; I hope you guys have fun reading this as much as i had fun writing it!! The word “bad boy” is in quotes because we all know that our baby winwin is a chaste little angel—for now ^~^
I made a few changes to this from the preview, but the most prominent one is the tense change, ahaha. I wanted to try writing in present tense, so this is a little different! And i dont think ill try this again… lmao. I also lost a lot of motivation to finish this along the way, so i apologize if this isnt the best. :( Nonetheless, i hope you enjoy!
Dong Sicheng has a tarnished reputation that is effortless for him to maintain.
Sicheng wreaks havoc day by day, practically stirring an immature calamity on university campus. He carries a storm wherever he goes, his footsteps equivalent to a roll of thunder. From his sour persona to the sharp way he talks; his words are bullets to those he aims them to. Yet, girls flock around him mindlessly and praise him like none other, falling for his recklessness without a care. On campus, students are either irked, find his personality rebarbative, or completely in love with the idea of him.
Sicheng is stellar in his own way, a star in the worst way possible that manages to outshine the rest. Men ache to be him while girls crave to spend a night with him—just one, enough to see what he truly, dutifully packed. But that is where Sicheng expeditiously draws the line, austere and grim, and leaves them. Like rain battering down on a scorching pavement, his trace disappears within seconds.
It is not because the spark of attraction towards the girl is absent, nor is it because he wants to bring each to the edge only to leave them hanging, adding each to the list of rejected individuals. It is due to something else—something borderline shameful to his existence and reputation.
And it is because not a single soul knows that Dong Sicheng, notorious bad boy and ruthless heartbreaker, is a virgin.
Keep reading
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Winwin’s Lips Appreciation Posts
I have ALWAYS had a fascination with his mouth. I love his lips and his teeth and his smile liKE UGH WTFFF maybe I’m a weirdo, but I decided to rant my soft stan frustrations on this post.
SO SWEET LOOK HOW HE LAUGHS WITH HIS CHEEKS FULL WHAT A SWEET BABY I love seeing idols eat omg
HIS LIPS LOOK SO SOFT AND HIS LIP COLOR IS SO NICE
His teeth are cutest thing in this entire world
HE IS SO SOFT AND SO SQUISHY IM SO IN LOVE LOOK AT HIS CHEEKS
I LOVE WATCHING MY FAVORITE IDOLS EATING OKAY IM IN LOVE WITH HEATHY, WELL FED, CHEWING, FULL-CHEEKED WINWIN
He yell
Watching Winwin talk makes me so soft I admire the way his lips look I’m so weird bye BYE JAEHYUN
still perfect don’t even fuck with me this close up hell yes his lip color and cupids bow yeS
I ALWAYS LOVED THIS HE LOOKS SO CUTE HIS LIPS AND HIS TEETH AND HIS SMILE IM SO INLOVE I WILL NOT STOP SAYNG IT
STOP IM GONNA CRY LOOK AT HIS LITTLE POUT hair
Side view and pretty perfect plush lips HE SHOOK HIS HEAD NO SO CUTE MY SWEET SOFT HONEY
HIS BIG CUTE SMILE WITH CUTEST TEETH FRAMED BY AMAZING LIPS HE IS SO CUTE WHAT A CUTE PUPPY HIS HEAD TILT
HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT BUT HE SERIOUS AND HE KISS AND I AM CONFUSED
I AM SO INLOVEEEE HE IS SO IRRESISTIBLY DARLING
Elegant perfect lip shape and lip shade king of visuals king of lips king of life I’m #1 hype woman s2g
HIS LAUGH AWEHEHE IM IN TEARS MAKING THIS
So sweet
My #1 favorite thing is watching him talk look at his glossy lips subtitles are right
lip close up and yuwin
His precious smile
I hope I’m not the only one who cried after this post bye there’s so much more but I need to stop here bc this is unhealthy
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tagged by @felixandflowers oof im most like hyunjin 🤧
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OOF hell yes bitch
DISPATCH HAS CAUGHT YOU WITH AN IDOL AND ARE ABOUT TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP!!
Reblog this post with the most recent photo of an idol to see who you were caught with
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but i don’t want this to sound like we’re about to depart if i ever get lost, i wasn’t going to make it obvious imma call back, don’t forget the tone i called you chant it like we always did
hope we always feel like [home]
congratulations on graduating nct dream, mark! thank you being the dreamies’ strength and anchor and someone they can all rely on. thank you for leading these boys through everything for these 2 years. we love you and we’ll miss you!
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this is so cute im so excited to see the new members interact with nct 🥺
xiaojun is wayv’s resident tiny friend
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Bi Asks (send category and number)
this or that
spring or fall?
coffee or tea?
leather jacket or bomber jacket?
book or movie?
sunset or sunrise?
dress up or casual?
cats or dogs?
bookstore or library?
rain or snow?
campfire or beach bonfire?
morning or night?
personal
last time you cried?
biggest fear?
biggest accomplishment?
ultimate goal for the future?
ideal life?
ideal person?
biggest regret?
do you think of yourself as confident?
do you think of yourself as pretty?
what are you passionate about?
dream date?
Being Bi
do you have a preference of gender?
what do you find attractive about girls?
what do you find attractive about guys?
do you have a crush?
how has your experience been in the bi community?
does being bi play a large role in your life?
favourite part of being bi?
have you faced any biphobia?
any advice to bi curious or questioning people?
are you out?
Favourite…
food?
weather?
book?
movie?
tv show?
time of day?
item of clothing you own?
thing in your room?
room in your house?
meal?
city?
thing about yourself (personality)
flower?
Random
thoughts on love?
eye colour?
height?
hair colour?
how many times have you moved?
if you were a colour, what would you be?
why did you start this blog?
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i couldn’t fit them all in so read part two from the link above!!
nct dream as hogwarts students (part 1)
part two here
mark
• probably a gryffindor
• an awkward gryffindor
• strong ron weasley/neville longbottom vibes
• has a heart of gold
• fits the gryffindor stereotype
• OR DOES HE??????
• he’s quite jumpy and jittery
• brave?? oh no, not mark lee
• chenle and jisung pulled a prank on him once during herbology and he screamed so loud that the mandrakes shut up
• that’s right
• he got detention afterwards though but chenle and jisung gave him chocolate frogs so he forgave them
• his slytherin best friend haechan thinks he looks like a lion though
• ‘mark lee, my favourite lion cub, how are you doing today!!!’
• he loves and cherishes his friends, although he may not show it
• butterbeer fanatic
• ‘hey chenle, how fast can you chug this glass of butterbeer?’ ‘mark, for the LAST TIME, i’m not going to be sick all over the table and have madame rosmerta kick us out’
• bertie bott’s every flavour beans enthusiast
• but he always gets the rotten flavours
• one time he thought it was green apple and it turned out to be booger flavoured
• haechan just laughed in his face, chewing with delight on his cherry flavoured jelly bean
• seeker on the quidditch team and has all the supporters (fangirls) screaming his name
• secretly loves the attention and after parties every time gryffindor wins
renjun
• he’s a slytherin don’t fight me on this one
• loves to read
• he sits by the fireplace late into the night stuck in a good book
• a lowkey nerd, has study sessions with his best friends jeno and jaemin
• jeno, being the ravenclaw, gives him tips and advice for his exams, whereas jaemin sits and doodles in his notebook, sucking on his acid pop
• also a lowkey softie, has a pet tabby cat called mr whiskers
• holds his friends in chokeholds when they annoy him
• but his slytherin tendencies shine through when he pulls pranks on people
• when he was a first year he gave haechan, an extremely obnoxious fellow first year, some puking pastilles
• you can only guess what happened after that after haechan stopped throwing up, he smiled at renjun and said ‘good one’
• and that was the start of their friendship, which mainly consisted of pulling pranks on the annoying seventh years
• excels at potions and all his friends come to him for help
• all except haechan because that little shit thinks he knows everything
• but one day when he was practising his love potion, he came screaming to renjun, who was sitting under a large oak tree trying to revise, complaining that his love potion went wrong
• ‘mark won’t stop kissing me!’
• renjun couldn’t stop laughing, tears streaming down his face, ‘you idiot, it worked’
• ‘…….oh’
• all the teachers love him
jeno
• a ravenclaw, probably
• has the sweetest soul
• is good at EVERYTHING, including quidditch
• ‘how do you do it?’ -an infatuated na jaemin, staring at jeno who scribbles away on a piece of parchment which is already four feet long
• loves care of magical creatures
• hippogriffs are his favourite
• always demonstrates for the class, gets exceeds expectations in everything
• loves painting
• he painted jaemin once and the poor boy couldn’t stop crying
• ‘IT’S BEAUTIFUL MISTER LEE JENO YOU’VE OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME I’M ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE I-‘ ‘nana, can you please get off my robes, you’re making them all wet’
• owns a black cat called bongo, even though he’s allergic he absolutely adores him
• bongo and mr whiskers always disappear together
• ‘jeno and renjun’s cats are in loooove!’ ‘chenle, they’re both male cats’ ‘well maybe they’re GAY, na jaemin!’
• wears glasses when he studies
• LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE IN THEM
• rejun always takes them off him and tries them on
• ‘jeno, you’re practically blind’
• whenever there’s group work jeno basically does everything
• he doesn’t even mean to
• ‘it’s in his nature’ says jisung, laid back, feet up on the table, chewing away on some jelly slugs
• they end up doing amazingly anyway of course it’s jeno what do you expect
haechan
• slytherin
• the cutest slytherin on the block
• sometimes thinks he should be in hufflepuff ‘i’m cuter than you, chenle’ ‘FIGHT ME’
• the biggest flirt
• likes to make mark lee flustered more like annoyed
• ‘i’m gonna kick your ass in quidditch today, haechan’ ‘aww the baby lion talks!’
• super clingy and loves giving kisses to his friends
• the other slytherins lowkey hate him how can you even hate this precious ball of sunshine?!
• mark overheard some fourth years talking about him one day on the way to the great hall for breakfast, ‘haechan’s so weird, he doesn’t even act like a slytherin’ ‘right, the sorting hat really messed up with that one’ ‘he’s a disgrace to the purebloods’
• next thing you know mark’s doing a bat bogey hex on them
• gets a detention but doesn’t care because it was worth it poor mark and his detentions
• slytherin seeker
• likes a bit of friendly competition
• is a sore loser when they lose though, ‘it’s all mark’s fault, he was distracting me!’ ‘with his beautiful eyes and curly hair-‘ ‘shut UP, renjun!’
• defence against the dark arts is his favourite
• ‘mark lee’s boggart is a CLOWN? how can you be afraid of yourself?’
• his essays on werewolves are five feet long whereas his charms essays barely reach two feet in length
• loves makeup and practises it in his own time
• once renjun walked in on him mixing up some colours to make lipstick
• ‘what are you doing?’ ‘uhhh,,,,,,nothing’ ‘i can see that list of makeup right there’ ‘oh,,,,,haha’ ‘here, let me help you’
• with renjun’s excellent potions ability he helped haechan create the perfect shade for his makeup and now he goes around hogwarts slaying
• sassy™️
• loses slytherin about 50 points a day
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nct dream as hogwarts students (part 2)
part one here
jaemin
• probably a hufflepuff i mean look how much he cherishes and adores his friends
• muggleborn but adapted quickly into the wizarding world
• convinced his friends for a year that all muggleborns are colourblind
• ‘jaemin what colour is bongo?’ ‘uhhh, white?’ *cue chenle’s dolphin scream*
• a fashionista
• hogsmeade trips are solely dedicated to buying new clothes
• haechan tries to convince him to go to honeydukes and buy some candy with him
• ‘absolutely not! i can’t have myself walking around looking like a tramp like you guys do! somebody in the group has to look presentable, and it’s obviously me’
• adores the baby of the group, jisung
• squishes his cheeks and cuddles him whenever he’s feeling down
• ‘let me go!’ ‘NEVER’, as he proceeds to hug jisung tighter
• loves charms
• ‘it’s leviOsa, not leviosA’
• teases his friends but loves them with all his heart
• such a soft boi
• teacher’s pet but everyone loves him
• has all the admirers and gets boxes of chocolate, love potions and singing cupids on valentines day
• ‘don’t worry jeno, i’m all yours’
• can’t play quidditch to save his life but is his friends’ #1 supporter
• even if they’re against each other he’ll find a way
• his banner is charmed to change from slytherin’s logo to gryffindor’s and back again, ‘GO MARK!’ ‘GO HAECHAN!’
• goes all out on christmas and his friends’ birthdays
• ‘jisung, you got me chopsticks for my birthday, so i got you-’ ‘….A FIREBOLT?!’
• where did he even get the money from pls
• loves drawing
• doodles all over his notes that he can barely read them
• ‘uhh renjun?? can i please borrow your herbology notes??’ ‘no way, ask jeno’
• once he spent a whole day locked up in his dorm drawing the dreamies and charmed it so it could move
• cried when he showed them
• a softie who just loves his friends
chenle
• 100% hufflepuff
• favorite colour is probably yellow
• loves flowers and buys a bunch every hogsmeade trip
• ‘why buy flowers when you can see one everyday, right here?’ -haechan, probably, pointing to himself
• is the most loyal friend ever and sticks up for you no matter what
• rebel™️
• wants to go into the forbidden forest
• ‘chenle do you want to get yourself killed’
• ‘I JUST WANT TO SEE THE UNICORNS’
• loses hufflepuff so many points but jaemin gets them a sufficient amount so it’s okay jaemin doesn’t have the heart to scold him anyway
• jaemin introduced the gang to candyfloss one summer and now chenle is OBSESSED
• ‘i don’t want anything for christmas, just give me candyfloss!’
• EXTREMELY TICKLISH
• jisung tickles him whenever he’s being annoying which is all the time
• one transfiguration lesson jisung tickled chenle because chenle kept talking when they were supposed to be writing an essay, and he laughed so loud that he lost hufflepuff 50 points
• ‘the professor must’ve been on her period’ reassured jaemin when jisung snitched on him
• also loves care of magical creatures and him and jeno spend a lot of their days helping the professor with the animals
• loves being babied
• ‘i’m the real baby of the group, not you jisung’ ‘OH YEAH, TRY ME’
• wears oversized jumpers with sweater paws
• ‘is that jisung’s jumper?’ ‘n-no,,,,i just like big sweaters’ ‘hang on a minute…that IS my jumper! come back here you!’
• jisung doesn’t mind though, he thinks it’s cute
• goes to honeydukes and stocks up on candy for the next six months
• ‘chenle your teeth are going to rot’ ‘FINE!’ and he gives them to the dreamies for christmas, easter and their birthdays
• don’t forget zonko’s joke shop
• haechan has ‘manipulated’ (according to mark) chenle and jisung into pulling pranks
• chenle is now haechan’s ‘prank prodigy’, he says, wiping a tear
• i forgot to mention that haechan is literally the epitome of fred and george weasley i mean i wouldn’t be surprised if he opened his own joke shop in the future
• u know that scene where ron is like ‘how much are these’ and the twins are like ‘5 galleons’ and ron’s like ‘but i’m your brother’ and the twins are just like ‘10 galleons’ yeah just imagine ron’s mark and the twins are haechan
• anyways chenle is a bright bubbly boy and everyone loves him
jisung
• would you look at that, another awkward gryffindor
• he’s gryffindor’s best beater
• also has a million fans
• also loves the attention especially when it’s from chenle
• ‘sungie you did so well i’m so proud of you!’ ‘yeah, it was nothing’ he says, turning a deep shade of red
• doesn’t like it when haechan and jaemin cling onto him and pepper him with kisses, ‘GET OFF ME!’
• but loves it when chenle does it and cuddles him back
• ‘hey, that’s not fair, why aren’t you pushing him off?’ ‘jaemin, calm down, jisung is whipped’
• probably owns a barn owl and loves him to bits
• pretends he’s badass but is really a softie deep down
• ‘i should’ve been in slytherin’ ‘HA, you wouldn’t last two seconds’ -a cackling renjun
• has always wanted a pet dragon
• ‘but jaemin they’re sooo cuteeeee’ ‘for the last time, you CANNOT go into the forbidden forest! i’ll be responsible for burying you and honestly that’s too much effort’
• chenle managed to convince him to go to the forbidden forest with him
• ‘you can see a dragon and i can see a unicorn!’ ‘deal’
• they deadass went through with their plan, snuck out of the castle and everything
• that is, until jaemin woke up and saw chenle’s empty bed
• his mothering instinct kicked in and knew he was up to mischief, most probably with jisung
• and being the hufflepuff prefect, he took away 50 house points from them both, earning a whine from jisung because that boy really wanted to win the house cup
• ‘well you should have thought about that before you listened to chenle!’ ‘hey! it wasn’t my fault!’
• finds the muggle world so interesting
• makes jaemin tell him all about it
• ‘only if you give me a kiss!’ ‘urghhhhhh fine’
• sleeps a lot maybe too much
• on the big day of the quidditch finals between gryffindor and ravenclaw, jisung slept in
• chenle’s dolphin screams could be heard from outside the gryffindor common room, waking everyone (including jisung) up
• ‘come on mark, we have to get that big baby up! he needs his breakfast!’
• everyone needs to give this precious bean a lot of love because he is very sensitive
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nct dream as hogwarts students (part 2)
part one here
jaemin
• probably a hufflepuff i mean look how much he cherishes and adores his friends
• muggleborn but adapted quickly into the wizarding world
• convinced his friends for a year that all muggleborns are colourblind
• ‘jaemin what colour is bongo?’ ‘uhhh, white?’ *cue chenle’s dolphin scream*
• a fashionista
• hogsmeade trips are solely dedicated to buying new clothes
• haechan tries to convince him to go to honeydukes and buy some candy with him
• ‘absolutely not! i can’t have myself walking around looking like a tramp like you guys do! somebody in the group has to look presentable, and it’s obviously me’
• adores the baby of the group, jisung
• squishes his cheeks and cuddles him whenever he’s feeling down
• ‘let me go!’ ‘NEVER’, as he proceeds to hug jisung tighter
• loves charms
• ‘it’s leviOsa, not leviosA’
• teases his friends but loves them with all his heart
• such a soft boi
• teacher’s pet but everyone loves him
• has all the admirers and gets boxes of chocolate, love potions and singing cupids on valentines day
• ‘don’t worry jeno, i’m all yours’
• can’t play quidditch to save his life but is his friends’ #1 supporter
• even if they’re against each other he’ll find a way
• his banner is charmed to change from slytherin’s logo to gryffindor’s and back again, ‘GO MARK!’ ‘GO HAECHAN!’
• goes all out on christmas and his friends’ birthdays
• ‘jisung, you got me chopsticks for my birthday, so i got you-’ ‘....A FIREBOLT?!’
• where did he even get the money from pls
• loves drawing
• doodles all over his notes that he can barely read them
• ‘uhh renjun?? can i please borrow your herbology notes??’ ‘no way, ask jeno’
• once he spent a whole day locked up in his dorm drawing the dreamies and charmed it so it could move
• cried when he showed them
• a softie who just loves his friends
chenle
• 100% hufflepuff
• favorite colour is probably yellow
• loves flowers and buys a bunch every hogsmeade trip
• ‘why buy flowers when you can see one everyday, right here?’ -haechan, probably, pointing to himself
• is the most loyal friend ever and sticks up for you no matter what
• rebel™️
• wants to go into the forbidden forest
• ‘chenle do you want to get yourself killed’
• ‘I JUST WANT TO SEE THE UNICORNS’
• loses hufflepuff so many points but jaemin gets them a sufficient amount so it’s okay jaemin doesn’t have the heart to scold him anyway
• jaemin introduced the gang to candyfloss one summer and now chenle is OBSESSED
• ‘i don’t want anything for christmas, just give me candyfloss!’
• EXTREMELY TICKLISH
• jisung tickles him whenever he’s being annoying which is all the time
• one transfiguration lesson jisung tickled chenle because chenle kept talking when they were supposed to be writing an essay, and he laughed so loud that he lost hufflepuff 50 points
• ‘the professor must’ve been on her period’ reassured jaemin when jisung snitched on him
• also loves care of magical creatures and him and jeno spend a lot of their days helping the professor with the animals
• loves being babied
• ‘i’m the real baby of the group, not you jisung’ ‘OH YEAH, TRY ME’
• wears oversized jumpers with sweater paws
• ‘is that jisung’s jumper?’ ‘n-no,,,,i just like big sweaters’ ‘hang on a minute...that IS my jumper! come back here you!’
• jisung doesn’t mind though, he thinks it’s cute
• goes to honeydukes and stocks up on candy for the next six months
• ‘chenle your teeth are going to rot’ ‘FINE!’ and he gives them to the dreamies for christmas, easter and their birthdays
• don’t forget zonko’s joke shop
• haechan has ‘manipulated’ (according to mark) chenle and jisung into pulling pranks
• chenle is now haechan’s ‘prank prodigy’, he says, wiping a tear
• i forgot to mention that haechan is literally the epitome of fred and george weasley i mean i wouldn’t be surprised if he opened his own joke shop in the future
• u know that scene where ron is like ‘how much are these’ and the twins are like ‘5 galleons’ and ron’s like ‘but i’m your brother’ and the twins are just like ‘10 galleons’ yeah just imagine ron’s mark and the twins are haechan
• anyways chenle is a bright bubbly boy and everyone loves him
jisung
• would you look at that, another awkward gryffindor
• he’s gryffindor’s best beater
• also has a million fans
• also loves the attention especially when it’s from chenle
• ‘sungie you did so well i’m so proud of you!’ ‘yeah, it was nothing’ he says, turning a deep shade of red
• doesn’t like it when haechan and jaemin cling onto him and pepper him with kisses, ‘GET OFF ME!’
• but loves it when chenle does it and cuddles him back
• ‘hey, that’s not fair, why aren’t you pushing him off?’ ‘jaemin, calm down, jisung is whipped’
• probably owns a barn owl and loves him to bits
• pretends he’s badass but is really a softie deep down
• ‘i should’ve been in slytherin’ ‘HA, you wouldn’t last two seconds’ -a cackling renjun
• has always wanted a pet dragon
• ‘but jaemin they’re sooo cuteeeee’ ‘for the last time, you CANNOT go into the forbidden forest! i’ll be responsible for burying you and honestly that’s too much effort’
• chenle managed to convince him to go to the forbidden forest with him
• ‘you can see a dragon and i can see a unicorn!’ ‘deal’
• they deadass went through with their plan, snuck out of the castle and everything
• that is, until jaemin woke up and saw chenle’s empty bed
• his mothering instinct kicked in and knew he was up to mischief, most probably with jisung
• and being the hufflepuff prefect, he took away 50 house points from them both, earning a whine from jisung because that boy really wanted to win the house cup
• ‘well you should have thought about that before you listened to chenle!’ ‘hey! it wasn’t my fault!’
• finds the muggle world so interesting
• makes jaemin tell him all about it
• ‘only if you give me a kiss!’ ‘urghhhhhh fine’
• sleeps a lot maybe too much
• on the big day of the quidditch finals between gryffindor and ravenclaw, jisung slept in
• chenle’s dolphin screams could be heard from outside the gryffindor common room, waking everyone (including jisung) up
• ‘come on mark, we have to get that big baby up! he needs his breakfast!’
• everyone needs to give this precious bean a lot of love because he is very sensitive
#nct dream#jaemin#chenle#jisung#harry potter#hogwarts#gryffindor#slytherin#hufflepuff#ravenclaw#maztag
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nct dream as hogwarts students (part 1)
part two here
mark
• probably a gryffindor
• an awkward gryffindor
• strong ron weasley/neville longbottom vibes
• has a heart of gold
• fits the gryffindor stereotype
• OR DOES HE??????
• he’s quite jumpy and jittery
• brave?? oh no, not mark lee
• chenle and jisung pulled a prank on him once during herbology and he screamed so loud that the mandrakes shut up
• that’s right
• he got detention afterwards though but chenle and jisung gave him chocolate frogs so he forgave them
• his slytherin best friend haechan thinks he looks like a lion though
• ‘mark lee, my favourite lion cub, how are you doing today!!!’
• he loves and cherishes his friends, although he may not show it
• butterbeer fanatic
• ‘hey chenle, how fast can you chug this glass of butterbeer?’ ‘mark, for the LAST TIME, i’m not going to be sick all over the table and have madame rosmerta kick us out’
• bertie bott’s every flavour beans enthusiast
• but he always gets the rotten flavours
• one time he thought it was green apple and it turned out to be booger flavoured
• haechan just laughed in his face, chewing with delight on his cherry flavoured jelly bean
• seeker on the quidditch team and has all the supporters (fangirls) screaming his name
• secretly loves the attention and after parties every time gryffindor wins
renjun
• he’s a slytherin don’t fight me on this one
• loves to read
• he sits by the fireplace late into the night stuck in a good book
• a lowkey nerd, has study sessions with his best friends jeno and jaemin
• jeno, being the ravenclaw, gives him tips and advice for his exams, whereas jaemin sits and doodles in his notebook, sucking on his acid pop
• also a lowkey softie, has a pet tabby cat called mr whiskers
• holds his friends in chokeholds when they annoy him
• but his slytherin tendencies shine through when he pulls pranks on people
• when he was a first year he gave haechan, an extremely obnoxious fellow first year, some puking pastilles
• you can only guess what happened after that after haechan stopped throwing up, he smiled at renjun and said ‘good one’
• and that was the start of their friendship, which mainly consisted of pulling pranks on the annoying seventh years
• excels at potions and all his friends come to him for help
• all except haechan because that little shit thinks he knows everything
• but one day when he was practising his love potion, he came screaming to renjun, who was sitting under a large oak tree trying to revise, complaining that his love potion went wrong
• ‘mark won’t stop kissing me!’
• renjun couldn’t stop laughing, tears streaming down his face, ‘you idiot, it worked’
• ‘.......oh’
• all the teachers love him
jeno
• a ravenclaw, probably
• has the sweetest soul
• is good at EVERYTHING, including quidditch
• ‘how do you do it?’ -an infatuated na jaemin, staring at jeno who scribbles away on a piece of parchment which is already four feet long
• loves care of magical creatures
• hippogriffs are his favourite
• always demonstrates for the class, gets exceeds expectations in everything
• loves painting
• he painted jaemin once and the poor boy couldn’t stop crying
• ‘IT’S BEAUTIFUL MISTER LEE JENO YOU’VE OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME I’M ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE I-‘ ‘nana, can you please get off my robes, you’re making them all wet’
• owns a black cat called bongo, even though he’s allergic he absolutely adores him
• bongo and mr whiskers always disappear together
• ‘jeno and renjun’s cats are in loooove!’ ‘chenle, they’re both male cats’ ‘well maybe they’re GAY, na jaemin!’
• wears glasses when he studies
• LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE IN THEM
• rejun always takes them off him and tries them on
• ‘jeno, you’re practically blind’
• whenever there’s group work jeno basically does everything
• he doesn’t even mean to
• ‘it’s in his nature’ says jisung, laid back, feet up on the table, chewing away on some jelly slugs
• they end up doing amazingly anyway of course it’s jeno what do you expect
haechan
• slytherin
• the cutest slytherin on the block
• sometimes thinks he should be in hufflepuff ‘i’m cuter than you, chenle’ ‘FIGHT ME’
• the biggest flirt
• likes to make mark lee flustered more like annoyed
• ‘i’m gonna kick your ass in quidditch today, haechan’ ‘aww the baby lion talks!’
• super clingy and loves giving kisses to his friends
• the other slytherins lowkey hate him how can you even hate this precious ball of sunshine?!
• mark overheard some fourth years talking about him one day on the way to the great hall for breakfast, ‘haechan’s so weird, he doesn’t even act like a slytherin’ ‘right, the sorting hat really messed up with that one’ ‘he’s a disgrace to the purebloods’
• next thing you know mark’s doing a bat bogey hex on them
• gets a detention but doesn’t care because it was worth it poor mark and his detentions
• slytherin seeker
• likes a bit of friendly competition
• is a sore loser when they lose though, ‘it’s all mark’s fault, he was distracting me!’ ‘with his beautiful eyes and curly hair-‘ ‘shut UP, renjun!’
• defence against the dark arts is his favourite
• ‘mark lee’s boggart is a CLOWN? how can you be afraid of yourself?’
• his essays on werewolves are five feet long whereas his charms essays barely reach two feet in length
• loves makeup and practises it in his own time
• once renjun walked in on him mixing up some colours to make lipstick
• ‘what are you doing?’ ‘uhhh,,,,,,nothing’ ‘i can see that list of makeup right there’ ‘oh,,,,,haha’ ‘here, let me help you’
• with renjun’s excellent potions ability he helped haechan create the perfect shade for his makeup and now he goes around hogwarts slaying
• sassy™️
• loses slytherin about 50 points a day
#nct dream#mark#renjun#jeno#haechan#harry potter#hogwarts#nct dream hogwarts#hufflepuff#gryffindor#slytherin#ravenclaw#maztag
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hogwarts!winwin
member: winwin // nct
genre: fluff
a/n: so anyway winwin is coming for my bias list and there’s nothing i can do to stop it :’)
sicheng isn’t like the traditional gryffindor tbh
while the gryffindors have a reputation for being rowdy and loud, sicheng is quiet and had a habit of fading into the background
whether intentionally or not
and some of the more cocky older years make it clear they don’t think he belongs
you’re a fairly popular gryffindor yourself
and you fit the stereotype
boisterous, loud, and always ready to cause a ruckus for the fun of it
you’ve never really noticed sicheng until you come across a face off in the corridor
three seventh year slytherins versus sicheng and two of your friends, johnny and lucas
they’re standing on either side of him protectively
glaring at the three slytherin boys
“what’s going on??” you ask, sliding an arm around johnny’s shoulders
“they said he doesn’t deserve to be a gryffindor,” johnny eyes them warily
“he doesn’t even say two words to defend himself, much less belong in the house of the brave,” one of the boys sneers
your gaze hardens
and without so much as a thought, you draw your wand
and everyone else follows suit within a second
before anyone can start shooting spells, professor mcgonagall rounds the corner
and before any of y’all can blink you’re in her office being scolded
“- can’t believe any of you would dare to perform magic in the school hallways!! i’m sure all of you are well-aware of the rules, which state -”
thankfully nobody gets detention bc no spells were actually cast ya know
but from then on you adopt sicheng into your friend group
he’s sitting alone at lunch?? not anymore!
he’s studying alone in the common room?? not anymore!!
he doesn’t having a partner during class?? n o t a n y m o r e
you aren’t sure if he’s mostly alone bc he has no friends or bc he likes it
but if he did like it,,,, the poor boy
the only person you’ve ever seen hang out with him besides your own group is yuta nakamoto
one of the actually friendly slytherins and dotes on sicheng like his child
one day, in the library, when your group tries to swoop in and steal sicheng, yuta won’t let go of him
and sicheng ends up getting caught between lucas and yuta, each boy pulling equally hard on each arm
until hufflepuff younger year zhong chenle shows up and distracts everyone long enough for sicheng to escape
“you think we scared him off??”
lucas fixes you with worried puppy eyes and you ruffle his hair playfully
“well maybe you didn’t have to play tug of war with his body, y’know??’
later, when all your friends are off somewhere
((probably pranking someone or generally getting into trouble))
you find sicheng alone in the common room, curled up in the armchair closest to the back of the room
his textbook is limp in his lap and his eyes are tight shut
he must’ve fallen asleep while studying
a small crosses your lips and you can’t help but study his features
which are so delicate for a boy
you get so caught up in staring that it takes you a moment to realize his eyes have opened
you jump back, face red, but try to conceal your embarrassment
he looks around in fear in a split second
and you chuckle
“it’s just me,” you smile “all the guys are out causing trouble”
he relaxes
then glances down at his lap
“you fell asleep while studying??” you question
even though you’ve technically been his friend for over a week now, you’ve barely heard his voice
he nods
“what were you studying for??”
“transfiguration,” he responds, and you swallow
his voice is soft but surprisingly deep for how cute he is
“are you having trouble?? transfiguration is my best subject!!”
after a moment of thought, he nods
and so begins your studying sessions
it doesn’t start out intentional
but you two always somehow end up studying together
and it becomes a periodic ritual
“so you do this hand movement??”
“yep!! instead of a swirl, it’s more like an O with a swish!!”
and not only do you help him with transfiguration, but he helps you with charms
you hate charms
but he convinces you that it’s necessary to pass the class
and you give in
bc he’s adorable
when mid-year exams begin, the studying sessions come to an abrupt halt
and you don’t see him for almost a week
but the day the exam scores are released, you dash around the castle trying to find him
your scoring sheet grasped in your hand
and you eventually come across him in the courtyard, flipping through a book under one of the trees
“sicheng!! sicheng!!” you call, out of breath from running
when he looks up, you fix him with a huge grin
“i got ‘exceeds expectations’ on my charms exam!!!” you squeal
he fixes you with a cute little smile
and a “good job!!”
and the next words that come out of your mouth are a result of speaking before thinking
“i’m so happy, i could kiss you right now!!”
both of you freeze
and your face goes bright red
“i mean- i don’t- i didn’t- that’s not what-”
and because the universe is cruel, that’s the moment that lucas appears right behind you
“oh,,, you have a little crush on sicheng here, huh??”
“no!! i just meant- i mean that i’m happy-”
“so you wanna kiss him??”
a blush is creeping up your neck by the time you shove lucas
“stop it or you’ll find puking pastilles in your breakfast tomorrow”
he gasps, feigning hurt
without looking at sicheng, you rush off back into the school
later at dinner in the great hall, lucas slides into the seat next to yours
you pretend not to notice
“y/n,” he nudges you
you ignore him
“y/n,,, i’m sorry… i didn’t think you actually liked him,” he mutters sheepishly
your face flames up again and you jerk your head to face him
“how did you find out??”
“you just told me,” he smirks triumphantly
and you resist the urge to hex him
instead going back to pretending he doesn’t exist
the next couple weeks, lucas is incredibly obvious in trying to get you two alone
like he’ll blatantly feign sickness so he can’t hang out
or he’ll drag the others away when you two are together
and one time after a particularly obvious show, sicheng turns to you
“y/n??”
“hm??”
“do you like me?”
you almost fall out of your chair
“u-uhh, no,,, why would you?? think that??”
you’re a terrible liar clearly
“well,, lucas always-”
you’d rather jump into the lake than have this conversation
but alas
lucas is a dumbass
“okay,, well,,, i might like you,,, but don’t be creeped out!! or anything!! i won’t make it weird!! i know you probably just want to stay friends and you probably think i’m loud and annoying but-”
you’re cut off by his laugh
it’s the first time you’ve ever actually heard him laugh
and you can’t quite help the increase in your pulse at the sound
“i don’t think you’re loud and annoying. i think you’re cute,”
“i’m not cute!!” you protest fiercely “i’m a badass,”
his eyes crinkle as a smile appears
“well,, what i wanted to say was,,,”
he plays with his fingers absentmindedly “i don’t want to stay friends,”
“me neither,” you murmur
and he brushes a strand of hair out of your eyes
and suddenly you’re hyper aware of what he’s about to do
he leans closer
you feel your heart pounding a mile a minute
but just as he’s about to kiss you
jisung and jeno explode through the door
you two jump apart, faces flushed with heat
“oooo,” jisung coughs, dragging jeno back out the door “don’t mind us!! continue on!!”
“i hate them,” you mumble, looking very intently down at your lap
he chuckles
and suddenly you feel him press his lips against yours
before pulling away all too quickly
your cheeks light up with a fiery red glow and you mumble about how you have to do something somewhere
before rushing off
unable to wipe the smile off your face
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