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outcastedalchemist:

Hazel eyes twitched in irritation, or at least attempted to. It was hard to be mad at the sparrowman when he was giving her those puppy eyes of his. She let out a long sigh and shook her head. “No…no it’s alright, I go it. Just be more careful next time, okay?”

“I would say yes, but we both know that this is bound to happen at least three more times this season,” Sled chuckled, shrugging his shoulders and nudging Zarina playfully. “When are you done here?”

*wraps his arms tightly around Zarina* {like i even need to say who *wiggles eyebrows*

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//hey hey bae bae//

Zarina let out a sharp squealing noise, caught off guard by the surprise attack and spilled her yellow dust everywhere. The alchemist pouted. “Aw, look what you made me do. What did I say about sneaking up on me?”

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“That you love it and I should make a point to do it often?” Sled replied with a sheepish grin as he took a step back. “Sorry about that Z.... need help?”

*wraps his arms tightly around Zarina* {like i even need to say who *wiggles eyebrows*

wintersparrowman

//hey hey bae bae//

Zarina let out a sharp squealing noise, caught off guard by the surprise attack and spilled her yellow dust everywhere. The alchemist pouted. “Aw, look what you made me do. What did I say about sneaking up on me?”

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"B-B-Brrrr." the redhead shivered as she tried to make her way through what appeared to her to be a frozen wasteland. "H-Hello?"

Sled looked up, brow furrowed as he tried to locate the source of the voice.

“Um.. hello?” he called out, flying out from behind a tree. 

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Send random stuff for me to answer on mobile?

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Even if you called 6 months later, at 3am I’d still answer.

I’ll always care about you (via jusst-breathee) outcastedalchemist

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“when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison.”

Sled frowned, crossing his arms as he stared at the border separating the Winter Woods from the rest of Pixie Hollow. As much as he hated to admit it, perhaps it was a bit like a prison. "It's not that bad.. The wood are pretty big.. And I heard the tinkers are working on a way for winter fairies to cross safely.."

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“You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”

Sled sighed softly and took Zarina's hands in his own. "That's because I don't see you as a pi--- that.. I choose to see you for who you are today, not who you used to be...."

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send me a new girl quote for my muse's reaction.

“you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?”

“i don’t want a refund on you.”

“a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!”

“i’m high on anxiety meds right now.”

“i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!”

“oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost.”

“nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!”

“boob season’s over for you!”

“there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson.”

“when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison.”

“i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to.”

“you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny.”

“sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day.”

“you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?”

“so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies.”

“oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!”

“i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat.”

“it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee.”

“i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song.”

“i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words.”

“i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die.”

“life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass.”

“you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!”

“i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history.”

“you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!”

“i’m gonna take you…respectfully.”

“i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!”

“have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?”

“please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil.”

“why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?”

“i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done.”

“i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening.”

“does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not.”

“destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis.”

“where are your nipples, man?”

“i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!”

“i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me.”

“let’s just suck it up and french a little.”

“been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day.”

“they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!”

“i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life.”

“please do not angry-fix the sink.”

“you my boo and i been missing you.”

“i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels.”

“can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?”

“obama….”

“first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006.”

“sandwiches and sex?! i want that!”

“i want to rub my face on his face!”

“are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch.”

“i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience.”

“this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!”

“guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?”

“damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!”

“i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked.”

“are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan.”

“why does your hair look so baby soft?!”

“i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something.”

“did you just make up a theme song for yourself?”

“what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now.”

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outcastedalchemist the one saying something like you're the only one that's never called me that before

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outcastedalchemist mobile is rude and accidentally deleted one of the asks ughh and I had a good response tooooo

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“I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”

Sled frowned, looking up from the book her had been leafing through. Usual Zarina forbade him from being anywhere near her workbench... This was definitely a first. "Wait... What?"

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“Are you sure it’s okay?”

"It's just an owl scratch," Sled assured her, brushing off her concern with a shrug. "It happens all the time, especially with the younger owls... They get anxious when it comes to flying... They don't mean any harm."

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“Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”

Sled was all to willing to oblige to the alchemist's requests, although her words did cause him slight concern. But there would be time for questions later. For now, he moved over close, placing an arm over her shoulders and bringing her into his chest. He pressed a soft kiss to her head and rubbed her arm gently.

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“Another fight?”

"Is it that obvious?" Sled chuckled weakly, examining the injury on his cheekbone in the small mirror. It had been mainly self defense, really. Although he supposed he had deserved it.

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I miss you all and promise you will see me Wednesday

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Zarina, who had spent a nice quiet evening at home with a book, suppressed a laugh as Sled stumbled in. He looked a bit disheveled, a few kiss marks on his cheek. She was more amused than jealous by this. She patted his head as if he was a small pet and smiled down at him, not looking away from her book. "Mhmm, whatever you say, snowflake."

Sled wrinkled his nose, wishing for a little bit more sympathy from the alchemist.

“You are unspeakably cruel,” he pouted. His eyes peered over the edge of Zarina’s book, as if checking to see if she was actually reading or if it was just a ruse. He could tell when Zarina was being coy, and this was definitely one of those times.

“Work or pleasure?” he asked, sulking over to the chair in the corner of the room. 

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Tell me (sled)

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If you snuck into my room I would:

[X] Go back to sleep[] Kick you out[X] Cuddle with you[] Be like “How in the world?”[] Let you sleep on the floor[] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged, depending upon character/gender) I would:

[XXX] Kiss or hug you back[X] Smile and laugh[] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable[] Push you away[] Be shocked[] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[] No[] Yes[] Most certainly not.[X] Without hesitation.

You are:

[X] Cute[XXX] Adorable[XXX] Attractive[] Beautiful[] Okay[] Ugly[] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:[] Stranger[] Acquaintance[] Ally[X] Friend [XXX] Love[] Rival [] EnemyI find you to be:[] Pathetic[] Off no consequence[] Intriguing [] Frightening [] Unsettling [] Annoying [XXX] Infuriating [] Pleasant company[XX] Comforting [X]  Unable to be lived without [X] Trustworthy