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Chimera

Acrylic on canvas, August 2024

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alien who learned to mimic human behavior exclusively by watching trashy reality tv

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me trying to sound employable: i love effort…. and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

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i only have like four things on my to do list and half of them are just emails i need to send but i WILL overthink EVERY last one of them and turn this into an hours long ordeal

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finished my application for my first choice grad school now to stare at the application portal like i'm waiting at the window for a package

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gre scores are optional at all the grad programs i'm applying to, so i was checking mine from like four years ago when i accidentally scheduled a remote proctored test for 12:30 AM instead of PM to see if my scores were worth sending. not only was my math score not good enough to be worth sending, but i was forced to gaze upon the haunting grainy webcam image of my face that they saved with my score to confirm that it was in fact me as i sat at my desk in the middle of the night having recently woken up in a cold sweat realizing that 12 am is midnight.

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Robert Wun, Autumn/Winter 2024

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The Kei Truck Garden Contest, Japan (2018)

Landscaping contractors from various regions of Japan bring their mini pickup trucks to an event known as "the Kei Truck Garden Contest." They dedicate several hours to converting the cargo bed into a miniature garden.

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John Lennon writing “Imagine” in the bathroom of his New York City apartment, 1971 (colorized)

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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life

at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation

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i'm going to be transparent with you all i've been lowkey dissociating for the past like 48 hours due to some extenuating circumstances and this somehow simultaneously shocked me back to reality and furthered my delirium.

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Title/Name: 9/11 Soy Boys Wojak Series:  Soyjak (Variants) Image art & submission by: @icecrematorium - Ice-Crematorium.com Main Tag: 911 Soy Boys Wojaks

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hey want to see something that will make you yearn for the grave

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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I love polar exploration nerds because you'll see them reacting with gifs of people crying with hearts in their eyes and saying stuff like HE'S SO BABYGIRL CODED and it's over a grainy picture of Trimble B. Thistletrout, Shackleton's personal eyebrow threader who was notable in a memoir for his violent and well-recorded IBS attack.

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Reblog and put in the tags how you caught covid