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#can't remember what show i watched last lol#but the last show i watched like multiple eps in a row of was mr robot#so it's basically just 'capitalism is evil + sci-fi element' which is not unlike real life at all.
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#agreed with sparknotes but the scarier part is the person using chat gpt not even for an assignment but for a book a friend rec'd???#like man i know it can be hard to find time to read for pleasure#but that's no reason to just chuck that much depth of experience out the window like damn just read it slow
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the person asserting the make-a-wish child's right to an aryan doordasher is a she-ra fandom blogger embroiled in callout drama who regularly posts thousand word essays invoking the threat of femicide as the reason taylor swift can't come out as a lesbian. just for the epistemology of the concepts here.
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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...
#this is what stopped me from talking about the earthquakes i experienced a secret amount of time ago#but man let me tell you it was a weird couple weeks for an area that almost never has feel-able earthquakes
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Don't be jealous of me just because I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame on the Nintendo 3DS please.
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this guy's beef got old enough to have geology
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i wish more UFOs looked iconic enough to make good tattoos. I have a pretty sweet flying saucer and I'd love to get more to go with it, but like an orb/tic-tac/cigar type UFO is gonna be a lot less immediately recognizable
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thank god i only have 2 more months of invisalign to go... i am so tired of not being able to drink tea all day every day like normal
#gay and obscure nonsense#also i'm definitely more of a grazer than a solid meals person#and changing that habit for invisalign has often resulted in me being uncomfortably full after meals#bc i try to eat enough to not be hungry until next meal#in order to efficiently use my time with the aligners out
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me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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Markiplier not partnering with Honey because he didn't understand how its business model was profitable with how much it spent on advertising demonstrates a level of thoughtfulness that seems absent in a lot of youtubers.
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i'm enjoying my last week of NEET-dom before starting grad school, but also damn I wish it had been basically any other three months of the year so I could've done more outdoors stuff. I wanna go biking on a rail trail but it just snowed so that ain't happening :(
#i also miss when i lived so close to a rail trail that i could just ride my bike TO the trail and not get in a car at all <3#unfortunately the roads immediately around my house are all incredibly dangerous to ride a bike on#and there's not enough snow to do any actual winter activities on. not that i OWN skis or anythign but.
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everyone younger than me is having a baby and everyone older than me has 3+ roommates and everyone the same age as me fell down a biiiiiiiiiiig flight of stairs
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remember congrats on the ethnostate
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