30, she/her, Texan, equestrian, and shipper trash. Demisexual, and inhabiting the witches cottage of my dreams.
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Bruce: There's only one thing worse than dying.
Bruce: *rips off paper to reveal the words 'Robin dying'*
All the robins: Me.
Bruce: No-
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I started a new remote job last week, and I'm the only genderqueer person at the company (and the first person who uses neo pronouns that anyone on my team has ever met, apparently).
So far:
Manager carefully wrote down spelling and pronunciation of my pronouns and told everyone on the team to respect them.
Coworker apologized privately for misgendering me (I hadn't told her yet) and said she will practice.
Guy on another team valiantly tried to use my pronouns and ended up saying something like zirzs-zhizz (I DM'd him and thanked him for trying and linked him to a practice site).
Teammate told me he has written out my pronouns and how to use them in a sentence and literally taped it to his monitor so he can practice.
Teammate also referred to me as compañere after I linked to a comic about gender-neutral endings in Spanish (whole team except me + 1 other person speaks Spanish as first language and they held all meetings in Spanish before the two of us started).
I am so stoked that people are actually trying. 💜🤍💚
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I know the running joke is Billionare Bruce Wayne vs PTA Moms....but....Jason. and Roy.
Jason who LOVES education and Learning for the sake of Learning. Who's love language is feeding people no matter what you have on hand because he knows what food scarcity feels like.
Roy [who i admit i am not as familiar with outside of fannon] a brilliant engineer who may forget to feed himself in a Science/tinkering binge but ALWAYS takes care of Lian's needs. who never wants his daughter to doubt that he loves her or feel like that love is conditional in any way.
these two men rocking up to a parent teacher conference, LISTENING to the teacher, and giving constructive feedback and setting up plans to make sure that Lian gets the most out of school.
also, White-passing Latino Jason and Navajo-Raised Roy Harper, Queer Men raising a half-Vietnamese daughter to fully embrace all her cultural history, going toe-to-toe against Karen's and Becky's on the PTA and School Board????
Both of them flipping off their adoptive father's wealth and refusing to be Poster Children while becoming Icons of Park Row [or Star City] as their civilian selves????
To me Jayroy is that hyper competent and scary couple (think: superbat, Dick with either Kory or Babs, Stephcass, ...bats just wants not be a power couple), like they're The Shit. They're perfectly covering for each other, finishing each other sentences levels of in sync. But out of the costumes... they're just the most normal (and I mean boringly normal) couple you've ever met.
They're re watching modern family like they're an old married couple while Lian plays the Sims on the floor. A 50s sitcom couple if they actually loved each other. Which is even weirder because those are Roy Harper and Jason Todd, on paper they should be the most chaotic union the world's ever witnessed, but they're actually playing Uno on a Friday night. Just let them heal and achieve peak normalcy with each other.
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I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.
I hate it I hate it I hate it
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why are all these modern aus for the Odyssey set in a high school. where's the retelling where Odysseus is just a guy lost in an airport who keeps missing his connecting flights home due to a comical series of delays and disgruntled airline employees
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i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.
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i love adhd. i have a lot to do at work today. i take my meds. i open the word document. i immediately misspell “benzodiazepines.” i go on tumblr to post “benzodiazepenis….” for the mutualés. and then it’s 45 minutes later and ive caught up on tumblr and checked the weather and read a fic and texted an ex and ordered new pens and looked up a recipe for chicken pot pie and posted about adhd and done zero work.
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"why we build the wall" from hadestown is really gonna trip up future media analysis students. they'll be like "ah a piece of media from the 2010s referencing building a wall to keep out the poor, clearly this is a reference to the president of the united states from 2016-2020", and then their professor will have to be like "actually the concept album for this musical came out in 2010"
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imagine the “Robin meets the JL while Batman is away” trope but it’s inverted. instead of being funny and interesting and extroverted all of the Robins just bolt. bolt, hide, or fight. B told them not to ever let themselves get cornered and to run if a meta sets eyes on them. so they run, they hide, and they fight back with a tiny shard of holdout Kryptonite B had embedded in their gauntlet. they dig their boots in, clench their fists, and prepare to be immovable at <100 lbs.
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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if i had a nickel for every time a Lou Wilson character became a canonical screenwriter via a completely unplanned ridiculous bit, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's so fucking funny that it's happened twice.
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It's cold enough tonight that for the first time since April, Arson and Larceny are back in the house. I'm enjoying all their little settling-in noises as they get their nest in order.
Meanwhile, I've opened the aviary proper up for Malice and Vice to access through the catio, and they're out there horking down grass in the dark like a couple of vampiric cows. Nobody tell them they're obligate carnivores.
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Not my usual fandom posting but I couldn’t help it
#sam mismag#evan kelmp#sam has too many last names to tag properly#but she is the Greatest Wizard Ever#and evan would be the Best Bodyguard For Her
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