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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
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OK BUT WHY, WHY IS HE SO SEXY??? LIKE HE'S LITERALLY COVERED IN DIRT AND TRASH YET I WANT NOTHING ELSE BUT TO BE ABSOLUTELY RAILED BY HIM HE'S SO FUCKING ADORABILE
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cringe culture is dead for the things i like AND bullying should be brought back for the things i dont like hope this helps
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Drarry BDSM rec list because my girlfriend asked for it
some of these I’ve definitely recced before but here’s a bunch of really good light to heavy BDSM fics. I was gonna separate it by who was domming but I’m lazy.
@bumblephoe you’re nasty and I love you so here
Enjoy, you kinky bitch <3
Ligabus Filium by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
It should be careful, deliberate, but it isn’t. Like every other part of their relationship, it happens gradually and then all at once, before they even realize it. And when the little blue threads bind them together, there’s no going back.
Warning: this fic features knife/bloodplay that might potentially be triggering. It is not in the tags and I read it WAY TOO LONG AGO to really remember, so I apologize to anyone that saw it in this post (or any of my previous lists—cuz I’ve recced this fic A LOT—and read it not knowing about the trigger. Thank you @bumblephoe for letting me know.
Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore
Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint… and Draco’s no saint.
Another Mask Behind You by lettered ( @letteredlettered )
Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies.
Fall Still, Fall Silent by FleetofShippyShips ( @fleetofshippyships )
Harry has always loved having Draco on his knees and bound. One day Draco convinces him to try the reverse.
I just want to be Fucking, Happy? by keyflight790 ( @keyflight790 )
You saw me the first night, you fucking prick. A nod and a smile across the dance floor and then you turned right back to those sluts, the ones who are practically begging to get on their knees for the Chosen One.
Not me, Potter.
I want to make you filthy.
Risks worth Taking by keyflight790 ( @keyflight790 )
Draco and Harry broke up 78 nights ago. Only a miracle (or perhaps an errant spell) could bring them back together.
Of Trinkets and Twists by keyflight790 ( @keyflight790 )
Draco had no idea where the mysterious packages were coming from, but he could take a guess. One thing he’s sure of is they most definitely aren’t from Harry Potter.
Howlr by partialtopotter ( @partialtopotter )
Howlr is the new dating application enchanting Witches, Wizards and Everyone in between. Are you looking for the one or a one-night stand; it’s all here folks. Howlr is sponsored by Weasley Wizard Wheezes, the same team that brought us the Spellular just two years ago. Ginny Weasley, famed chaser for the Hollyhead Harpies, swears by the app, ‘guaranteed to make sparks fly,’ she says. The magic awaits you!
Give Me Sweet Oblivion by tryslora ( @tryslora )
Italy seems like a long way to go to keep a fetish secret. But the club is exclusive, and the far away location, and Muggle nature, promises anonymity from Wizarding Britain. The only problem is that sometimes, great minds think alike.
This Christmas, I Give You My Everything by loveglowsinthedark ( @l0vegl0wsinthedark )
I didn’t mean to imply that I wouldn’t risk it for you.”
“I see. Because you would? Risk it for me, I mean?”
Harry’s reply comes out a growl, his arms tightening around Malfoy. “I’d risk everything for you and you bloody well know it.”
This holiday season, Harry decides to claim the gift he wants more than anything else.
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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:
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“If I was gay…” and “I’m not gay but….” by Zachary Colin Rance
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Hey, let me help as an optimist with depression with a best friend who’s a pessimist with depression.
Her talking to me about her problems is in no way a bother and I avsolutely love to help her out. If it makes her feel better to talk to me, that’s what I want. Examples of what I don’t want:
• “hey I just got a new skill a practice” “but you’re not even going to get to compete”
• “*telling her about how today has been a good day* “that’s cool, *continues to talk about her problems*”
• “I think I want to learn how to play the violin” “must be nice to be able to have hobbies”
(These were all real situations, albeit shortened and paraphrased)
If someone you love is happy about something, especially if they’re rarely happy about something, give them a minute. It’s better to say nothing than to be negative.
dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting
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I think I can help a bit. This actually happened to me like a week ago. Both myself and one of my closest friends have depression, for context.
I had just been at practice for drumline and it had been going really well so I texted her cause that’s what we do and essentially she told me it didn’t matter cause we weren’t going to get to compete anyway. My best friend. It pissed me off honestly and then she expected me to console her. It’s exhausting. Part of my healing is being positive and I can’t do that if the people around me are constantly negative, emphasis on constantly. Let me be happy for a bit, you know? It doesn’t happen very often.
dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting
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on the subject of that drarry rec post!!!! tumblr is wack and won’t let me reblog it but!! head over heels and the in-between by derekmaliknurse gave me my Whole Life
doing the honors and linking ur recs bb 💖
head over heels by derekmaliknurse
Summary: Everyone in Harry’s life thinks he’s engaged to Malfoy. The solution to this is not pretending to date Malfoy, but here he is doing that anyway.
the in-betweens by derekmaliknurse
Summary: A tale of inter-house unity, Dirty Dancing, the various charms of certain Gryffindors and the Slytherins who fall for them, and Celestina Warbeck, in which Harry James Potter shares a room with one Draco Malfoy and despite seven years of past seething hatred, has the time of his life.
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The Boy Who Died: a gift for Bixgirl1
Title: The Boy Who Died
Rating: Explicit (eventually)
Length: will be ~15k
Summary: Harry dies at the forest. Sixteen years later, he comes back to life.
Content: Reincarnation, sexytimes (later) (more tags to be added)
Status: Final stages of tweaking/editing. I’ll be posting a chapter a day or so, all the way up to Bix’s birthday. Like an advent :)))
Notes:
My darling @bixgirl1, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! ❤️️❤️️❤️️ May good fortune smile at you and bring you heaps of joy and happiness this year, because you deserve everything good and joyful and bright. You’re one of the most generous people I’ve ever met, offering inexhaustible love and time and support to your friends, spreading positivity through the community. In these past three-and-a-half years, we’ve been through a lot, haven’t we? We’ve had a lot of laughs, shared our daily struggles, fangirled over each other’s writing. My experience in the Drarry fandom wouldn’t be the same without you. I’m grateful that I was lucky enough to get to know you and call you my friend. I’m even more grateful that I managed to drag you into the Untamed fandom! *gremlin laugh* IF I’M GOING DOWN A HOLE, YOU’RE COMING WITH! lol
(more rambling on ao3)
Here’s a peek at the beginning:
A team of grey uniformed men with cold eyes surrounded Harry in a dark Whitechapel alley. The rain beat on his thin robes, the robes that had belonged to a Jay Flint, just as Harry’s new body had belonged to him. Harry had barely been back from the dead twenty-four hours and he’d already found himself at the mercy of Voldemort’s new regime. At the prod of a wand he knelt, anticipating his punishment (life, he mused, couldn’t seem to hold him) when the crowd of uniforms parted like the Red Sea, and a tall man in black billowing robes strode towards him.
‘Leave him. I will deal with this.’ The posh, cut-glass voice was familiar. Harry raised his eyes and met Malfoy’s, his gaze burning on his pale face.
He expected to be tossed in some dungeon, but Malfoy Apparated him to a smart townhouse in an expensive London postcode. He ushered Harry in as if he was a guest and shut the door behind him with a complicated spell. ‘You can stay here.’
Harry hovered in the hallway, drenched and wary. Malfoy hadn’t restrained him in any way; in fact, he’d given Harry his wand back (Jay’s wand) once they were out of sight of the uniforms. Now he glanced at the puddle forming under Harry’s soaked figure and said, ‘I’ll show you to the bathroom first.’
‘Why am I here?’ Harry asked.
‘Do you have anywhere else to go?’ Malfoy turned and climbed the stairs, and Harry deliberated for a few seconds and then followed him to a white marble bathroom where Malfoy had produced towels.
‘Am I under arrest?’ Harry asked.
Malfoy ignored that. ‘I’ll leave something for you to wear.’
READ ON AO3
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It’s not about what people “care” about more. Everyone cares that George Floyd died. We just happen to not think that burning down cities and looting unrelates stores is justice for that. It’s just more crime.
If you shot me and then my brother shot one of your classmates, that’s not justice, that’s just two murders
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Just because something is legal doesn’t mean it is right see: slavery
The right to life trumps all other rights. Saving someone is different than not killing them. I do not have to give up my organs but I am not allowed to kill someone for theirs.
Murder doesn’t have anything to do with me either. Or theft. Or assault. Why do I get to have a say in those? Those are choices people make. Why do we get to say those are wrong but we can’t say anything about abortion?
Having a popular pro life post is exhausting damn @prochoice people let a bitch live
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Forcing something is different than banning something. The government forcing anything is tyrannical and thank god that’s not what this is. That would imply that the government is forcing women to get pregnant as well.
Banning something, however, is totally within the rights of the government, so long as the thing they are banning infringes on others’ rights. Such as, abortion, which infringes on the baby’s right to live.
So no, we aren’t forcing anything, as that would be very illegal
Having a popular pro life post is exhausting damn @prochoice people let a bitch live
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Ya they call them parasites but we’re the emotionally manipulative ones
Pro choice voice: Really you shouldn’t call newborns “babies”. It’s “neonate”. You’re just trying to emotionally manipulate women by saying baby so they’ll keep a parasite that eats out of women’s breasts.
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The movement is actually based on letting people live, so “let a bitch live” is perfectly on brand
Having a popular pro life post is exhausting damn @prochoice people let a bitch live
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I think if the woman decides she doesn’t want the kid and she signs away her rights, she shouldn’t have to pay child support and the same the other way around. No one is making you keep your kid
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I think you misunderstood the post
If you’re pro choice because you think life-saving medical procedures that result in the death of a fetus should be okay if necessary, good news! You’re actually pro life.
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