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hey howdy hey, sorry for the radio silence!!  i’ve been visiting with my family but i’ll be home tomorrow to resume activity <3  if you’re interested in starting some things, hit me up!

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@antlang​ said:   “ it’s a simple snatch-and-grab, minus the word simple, ‘cause it’s not. ”

        “ That instills a lot of confidence, ”  Janet replied wryly, shooting a look in his direction.  “ Then again, when is our job ever simple? ”  It was rare that a mission ever went off without a hitch, and considering the fact that they were the only two available to tackle this one, they definitely had their work cut out for them.  “ Alright, I’ll create a distraction, you snatch, and...  if anything goes wrong, we wing it. ”  Pun only slightly intended, as showcased by her poorly hidden grin.

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feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ what if i told you i know what happens when you die ? ”  

“ with loneliness, comes freedom. ”  

“ ghosts have one power above all others : to haunt the living. ”  

“ that was a glorious clusterfuck. ”  

“ it didn’t fucking work ! ”  

“ they’re shooting at us ! ”  

“ you said you were covering the door. ”  

“ you’re definitely gonna die. ”  

“ why are you covered in blood ? ”  

“ let’s just fucking get nuts. ”  

“ oh i so had the right of way. ”  

“ you hit one more person, and i’m walking. ”  

“ uh, he’s got a gun. ”  

“ i’m just getting warmed up. ”  

“ i’m feeling fucking carsick. ”  

“ who knew the optic nerve was so long ? surprised his asshole didn’t come with it. ”  

“ this is so stressful. ”  

“ i’m getting a little light-headed. ”  

“ way ahead of you, papi. ”  

“ glad you’re on the team. ”  

“ we’re definitely gonna be on the news. ”  

“ you got a superhero on the squad ! ”  

“ i’m conducting surgery ! ”  

“ are you crying ? ”  

“ we’re not a family. ”  

“ i listened to your call, never mind how. ”  

“ i don’t have any military background, but i’m like a mother duck. ”  

“ we’ve lost our ability to pretend. ”  

“ they should make an out of office reply for dead people. ”  

“ you guys sure are cynical. ”  

“ you realize you’re actually still alive, right ? ”  

“ it’s all perfectly bloodless. ”  

“ who do you think shot it ? ”  

“ in art, our most fervent hopes come true. ”  

“ i didn’t catch your name. ”  

“ i’m getting old. ”  

“ so, now you’re stalking me ? ”  

“ governments don’t really help people in need. ”  

“ i’m a grown man, i can handle my shit. ”  

“ what happens in vegas … you know the rest, yeah ? ”  

“ you’re scared. ”  

“ you’re such a pussy. ”  

“ i will fucking knock you out in front of my mother. ”  

“ you and your bruce wayne shit ! ”  

“ i can be useful, i can help you. ”  

“ you sick fuck ! ”  

“ everybody talks about helping. it’s nice to actually do something. ”  

“ you’re embarrassing me. ”  

“ if any harm should befall me, the same exact harm will befall you. ”  

“ oh, darling, you could be on fire, and you would have the same creepy blank expression on your face. ”  

“ if you’re gonna shit your pants there’s a bathroom in the back. ”  

“ are you guys fucking or making love ? ”  

“ it’s a simple snatch-and-grab, minus the word simple, ‘cause it’s not. ”  

“ saying good luck is bad luck. ”  

“ yeah, i got the gun, smartass, remember that. ”  

“ laughter is life. ”  

“ badges ? we don’t need no stinking badges. ”  

“ give me your gun. ”  

“ you’re a danger to yourself. ”  

“ no more movie lines. ”  

“ no need to climb angry. ”  

“ that’s an asshole move. ”  

“ i see dead people. ”  

“ always starts out well. ”  

“ you shot me ! ”  

“ you don’t look through a bullet hole ! ”  

“ i like you mad. ”  

“ i’m afraid of heights, i will have a heart attack ! ”  

“ do you have rabies ? ”  

“ this better not be what i’m thinking it is. ”  

“ let’s avoid any violent bullshit alright ? ”      

“ was that a bad guy ? ”  

“ want me to kill him ? ”  

“ nice shot. ”  

“ mission is more important than the man. ”  

“ fuck the mission ! you don’t leave a soldier behind ! ”  

“ if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything that you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it ? or let it slip. ”

“ you gave me fucking goosebumps. ”  

“ it’s hard living out here, isn’t it ? ”  

“ we’ve all choked ourselves having a little choke, haven’t we ? ”  

“ everybody’s got someone or something to lose. ”  

“ hey, chatty cathy, do you know what over and out means ? ”  

“ this is where you ask me if i’m afraid. ”      

“ just making the world a better place. ”  

“ don’t you give me attitude. ”  

“ i was thinking that when this is over, i want you to meet my mother. ”  

“ we should split up. ”  

“ you’re breaking your own rules. ”  

“ i wanna die with dignity. ”  

“ as a team ? oh we can do some shit. ”

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𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒆.  indie 616 janet van dyne.  written by jen.

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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”

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new theme, new me

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more misc memes

“  change isn’t easy.  ” “  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ” “  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”  “  what did you want to tell me?  ” “  it was supposed to be simple.  ” “  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ” “  you can stay with me.  ” “  what did you want to show me?  ” “  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ” “  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ” “  shut up. please.  ” “  fuck off.  ” “  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ” “  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ” “  i fucked up.  ” “  i just want to take it all back.  ” “  i can’t sleep.  ”  /  “  can’t sleep?  ” “  we should get a pet.  ” “  if you have something to say, spit it out.  ” “  i’m allowed to be angry.  ” “  she/he aint even that cute.  ” “  just hold me.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ”   “  i just need time.  ” “  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”   “  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ” “  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ” “  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ” “  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ” “  listen to me, please.  ” “  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ” “  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ” “  am i supposed to care?  ” “  i do care.  ”   “  you make me happy.  ” “  you look beautiful like this.  ”   “  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ” “  it terrifies me.  ”   “  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

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She-Hulk (Jennifer Walters) tries on the new clothes as Wasp (Janet Van Dyne) suggested to her for a fashion makeover. The other Avengers approved her new style except for Hawkeye (Clint Barton) who just laughed at She-Hulk’s outfit. She-Hulk storms up to Hawkeye but instead of beating him up, she roughly kisses him in response and dumps him to the floor. 

- Avengers v1 #222, 1982

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        “ You know, you don’t have to brood all the time. ”  She knows his type  ---  difficult past, tough exterior, but secretly a softy at heart.  Eventually, she’s determined, her positivity will crack into that.  “ You’re allowed to crack a smile.  In fact, it’s good for you. ”

@fightknife​       /       s.c.

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i’m working on a new theme, but in the meantime, starter call maybe??

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𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒.

all these lyrics have been taken from some of my favourite songs mostly from the 2000′s.     if anyone wants the titles for them     ,     shoot me an ask   !     feel free to change pronouns of needed.

❛   if i die and go to hell real soon it will appear to me as this room.   ❜

❛   i’ll prepare you for a sick, dark world.   ❜

❛   i don’t know what i want.   ❜

❛   maybe when the door gets broke down love can break in.   ❜

❛   i never thought you’d last.   ❜

❛   if i could be your first real heartache.   ❜

❛   and will you tell all your friends you’ve got your gun to my head?   ❜

❛   hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens.   ❜

❛   i know you well enough to know you’ll never love me.   ❜

❛   i just wanna break you down so badly.   ❜

❛   i’m gonna make damn sure that you can’t ever leave.   ❜

❛   have you ever been alone in a crowded room?   ❜

❛   i wanna watch the way you take the stage by storm.   ❜

❛   never had a doubt, now i’m going crazy.   ❜

❛   if i could find you now things would get better.   ❜

❛   we could leave this town and run forever.   ❜

❛   i can make believe that you’re here tonight.   ❜

❛   i remember the look in your eyes when i told you that this was goodbye.   ❜

❛   and i can’t, i can’t pick up the pieces.   ❜

❛   scream my lungs out and try to get to you.   ❜

❛   made my mistakes, let you down.   ❜

❛   there’s just no one that gets me like you do.   ❜

❛   but if you died right now you know that i’d die too.   ❜

❛   you remind me of the times when i knew who i was.   ❜

❛   tell yourself it’s never gonna happen again.   ❜

❛   if you wait around forever you will surely drown.   ❜

❛   well i’ll tell you my friend, one day this world’s got to end.   ❜

❛   i will never let you fall.   ❜

❛   i’ll stand up with you forever.   ❜

❛   i’ll be there for you through it all.   ❜

❛   i can show you i’ll be the one.   ❜

❛   when you see my face hope it gives you hell.   ❜

❛   and truth be told i miss you.   ❜

❛   my heart is crushed by a former love.   ❜

❛   i can’t explain myself at all.   ❜

❛   when darkness turns to light , it ends tonight.   ❜

❛   maybe we’re just trying too hard.   ❜

❛   seems like each time i’m with you i lose my mind.   ❜

❛   i cannot sleep , i cannot dream tonight.   ❜

❛   i need somebody and always.   ❜

❛   the secret side of me , i never let you see.   ❜

❛   i keep it caged but i can’t control it.   ❜

❛   i feel the rage and i just can’t hold it.   ❜

❛   i must confess that i feel like a monster.   ❜

❛   it’s just another war.   ❜

❛   i am just a man / woman.   ❜

❛   i’ve gotta fight today , to live another day.   ❜

❛   i tried so hard , and got so far.   ❜

❛   i’ve looked down the line and what’s there is not what ought to be.   ❜

❛   i’ve put my trust in you.   ❜

❛   i had to fall , to lose it all.   ❜

❛   i’m tired of being what you want me to be.   ❜

❛   i don’t know what you’re expecting of me.   ❜

❛   can’t you see that you’re smothering me ?   ❜

❛   and i know i may end up failing too.   ❜

❛   i’ve become so numb.   ❜

❛   but i know you were just like me with someone disappointed in you.   ❜

❛   cause inside i realise that i’m the one confused.   ❜

❛   everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge.   ❜

❛   it’s like i’m paranoid looking over my back.   ❜

❛   i’d walk through hell for you.   ❜

❛   i know why no one else knows why i am all alone again.   ❜

❛   i don’t want to feel this way forever.   ❜

❛   shut your eyes and when you wake i’ll be gone.   ❜

❛   i’ll see you when we’re both not so emotional.   ❜

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@trickstercaptain​ said:  ❝ sound like fun? ‘course it does. ❞       /       meme

        “ Humble as ever. ”  Not that Jan had any room to talk;  she’d been known, on more than one occasion, to toot her own horn.  There was nothing wrong with a little healthy self-indulgence, right?  “ Okay, ”  she conceded at length, grinning.  “ Count me in.  But if it starts to drag even a little, I’m bailing.  Got it? ”

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@immobiliter​ said:   ❝ i’d never manage without your help. ❞ pepper       /       meme

        “ Are you kidding me?  If there’s anyone who could manage without me, it’s you. ”  It was no secret, the amount of work that Pepper did.  Between running a company and trying to keep up with Tony, it was a miracle she even had the time to sit down and focus on wedding planning.  Janet flashed a smile, pausing to take a sip of coffee.  “ But I’m happy, as always, to help.  Now...  have you figured out a guest list? ”

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30 days of marvel’s women

day 7: janet van dyne / wasp

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jen.      she/her.     29.

portrayal notes.

my portrayal of janet is 616-based with influences from headcanons and earth’s mightiest heroes.  i do not acknowledge the mcu version of janet.

even though i am not mcu based, i’m still happy to write with mcu blogs.  we’ll just have to plot ahead of time so we’re on the same page!

i don’t ship janet/hank, for obvious reasons.  my jan is happily divorced.

i love the uncanny avengers/unity squad run and will keep most of it.  that being said, i do not acknowledge the janet/alex marriage storyline, or the existence of katie summers.

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𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐔𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒

dialogue starters from you’ve got mail (1998). change wording/pronouns as needed.

“ aren’t you late? ” “ you think that machine is your friend, but it’s not. ” “ you’ve got mail. ” “ can’t i just give them money? ” “ isn’t it the most beautiful day? ” “ don’t you love new york in the fall? ” “ what’s going on with you? ” “ you’re in love. ” “ i’m just going to stand there till you tell me. ” “ i guess we should announce ourselves soon, tell people we’re coming. ” “ they hate us in the beginning, but we get them in the end. ” “ who knows? why does anyone get married? ” “ i think you’re a damn fool. ” “ i guess i’ve read pride & prejudice about a hundred times… ” “ have there been any wild parties lately? ” “ as you can see, no one here knows anything. ” “ the coup de foudre, i just had one.  i never believed in them but i just had one. ” “ i believe in this, i completely believe in this. ” “ but they don’t provide any service, we do. ” “ i see one and my knees go weak. ” “ all you really do is this incredibly noble thing… ” “ what if they put us out of business? ” “ you’re going to come back again, aren’t you? ” “ oh, i’m not married.  but eventually… ” “ and i’m happy to report it is just crammed with tragedy. ” “ who the fuck do you think you are? ” “ it’s a very good place to calm down. ” “ he went into h&h and bought a bagel with everything. ” “ you were spying on me, weren’t you? ” “ next thing you’ll be using twinkle lights. ” “ tell me something: how do you sleep at night? ” “ the neighborhood loves us. ” “ hey guys, we are not going to fold. ” “ new york at christmas is so loaded with all the things we used to do. ” “ the godfather is the sum of all wisdom. ” “ and the answer to your question is to go to the mattresses. ” “ i know you worry about being brave, this is your chance. ” “ i’d be glad to talk to the press if it’s all right with you. ” “ cool it, i’m starting to break out in hives. ” “ holy shit, i am completely amazing. ” “ i’m just ruining a good thing. ” “ i always take a relationship to the next level, and if it works okay i take it to the next level after that, until i can finally get to the level where it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave. ” “ last night i went to meet you and you weren’t there. ” “ it’s not their fault.  the truth is, the world is just…different. ” “ they know nothing, they know absolutely nothing. ” “ and if you don’t get your ass up here in two shakes and get us out- ” “ i keep thinking about my future.  what future?  what am i going to do? ” “ and now you turn up with flowers? ” “ i bought you flowers. ” “ you’re sick.  sit down, please. ” “ sometimes a person just wants the impossible. ” “ then why don’t you run off with him? ” “ but he didn’t exactly answer, did he? ” “ how about coffee, drinks, dinner, a movie, for as long as we both shall live? ” “ the only fight we’d ever has is what video to rent on saturday night. ”

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@loialte​ said:   ❝ you ready to end this? ❞ from steve       /        meme

        “ Have you forgotten who you’re talking to, Cap? ”  Janet teased, sounding surprisingly lighthearted in spite of the danger they faced.  After years of doing this, of fighting for the Earth’s safety, of risking their lives, it wasn’t like they weren’t used to this.  This was just another Tuesday for them.  “ At the risk of sounding like a total cliche? ”  she continued, shrinking down to size.  With a graceful lightness, she settled on his shoulder.  “ I was born ready. ”  She flashed a grin, her features shifting as her determination grew.  “ Ladies first, right? ”  And then without a moment’s hesitation, her wings fluttered and she was zipping off into the fray, confident that her colleague would be right behind her.