winemothercalderu

[winemothercalderu]

I would, obviously.

[winemothercalderu]

You're embarrassing

Me too Agatha, me too. 😔

[winemothercalderu]

Don't believe your mother, she says that to all her children

Mother. Are you going to explain WTF @literallybornfromspite is?

Well, in the sense that—

[winemothercalderu]

@fagatharkness you're publicly being gay now?

Me too Agatha, me too. 😔

[winemothercalderu]

What a bunch of bullshit

Mama, I understand that @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death , @literallybornfromspite and I call you Mama because you are our mother.

But why do some other witches call you Daddy?

Well Nicky, sometimes when adults fight, they call eachother names.. wrestling is difficult, and sometimes you just have to find an outlet for your frustration. But don't worry son, you kids are my world.

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Don't be ridiculous, you can barely form sentences when you're hung over. You were popping advil like tic tacs

Hey dude I fucked your mom

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I hate you and your mama

[winemothercalderu]

Oh, you don't remember? Well, you had a lot and then *in one breath* youtriedtokissmeandwellididwanttokissyoubackbutyouweredrunksoicouldntandiwouldlovetodothatsoberthistimeandumyeah

Hey dude I fucked your mom

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I hate you and your mama

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It's okay al, I'm bringing wine over for you, just... don't have more than two glasses, we don't want to repeat what happened last time

Hey dude I fucked your mom

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I hate you and your mama

[winemothercalderu]

AGATHA KEEP THAT MOUTH SHUT

Buongiorno mia principessa, come vanno i postumi della sbornia? xx

I see you've been practicing your italian. And I'll let you know, Lilia Calderu does not get hung over. I'm exceptional

i have a raging headache can you come over please I can't find my reading glasses so I don't know which pills to take and it's a mess because Agatha won't help me either

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Listen, I'll throw you out of your own house, don't try me

Buongiorno mia principessa, come vanno i postumi della sbornia? xx

I see you've been practicing your italian. And I'll let you know, Lilia Calderu does not get hung over. I'm exceptional

i have a raging headache can you come over please I can't find my reading glasses so I don't know which pills to take and it's a mess because Agatha won't help me either

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

WINE

Cassandra, are you drunk again?

[winemothercalderu]

Don't test me.

Buongiorno mia principessa, come vanno i postumi della sbornia? xx

I see you've been practicing your italian. And I'll let you know, Lilia Calderu does not get hung over. I'm exceptional

i have a raging headache can you come over please I can't find my reading glasses so I don't know which pills to take and it's a mess because Agatha won't help me either

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Trust this fag to make everything gayer than it is

Liliaaaaaaaaaa...uhm, i'm kinda stuck in your wine cellar

WHO SHOWED YOU THE WAY TO MY SUPER SECRET WINE CELLAR AND WAS IT AGATHA BECAUSE IF IT WAS-

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Okay fine. Just one.

Liliaaaaaaaaaa...uhm, i'm kinda stuck in your wine cellar

WHO SHOWED YOU THE WAY TO MY SUPER SECRET WINE CELLAR AND WAS IT AGATHA BECAUSE IF IT WAS-

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Liliaaaaaaaaaa...uhm, i'm kinda stuck in your wine cellar

WHO SHOWED YOU THE WAY TO MY SUPER SECRET WINE CELLAR AND WAS IT AGATHA BECAUSE IF IT WAS-

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Please, god no

Buongiorno mia principessa, come vanno i postumi della sbornia? xx

I see you've been practicing your italian. And I'll let you know, Lilia Calderu does not get hung over. I'm exceptional

i have a raging headache can you come over please I can't find my reading glasses so I don't know which pills to take and it's a mess because Agatha won't help me either

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

I heard you guys doing things literally an hour ago

Buongiorno mia principessa, come vanno i postumi della sbornia? xx

I see you've been practicing your italian. And I'll let you know, Lilia Calderu does not get hung over. I'm exceptional

i have a raging headache can you come over please I can't find my reading glasses so I don't know which pills to take and it's a mess because Agatha won't help me either

@fagatharkness