winemothercalderu

[winemothercalderu]

gay ass

Asses have emotions now?

[winemothercalderu]

It's sad to know that I'm not the favorite, but I can live with that. What I can't live with is the fact that you hid the fact that you were having something with my moms.

@fagatharkness @theeegreenwitch

IT'S JUST A HUG NICKY

[winemothercalderu]

what? the only roses I like are the ones Alice keeps bringing me

@alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol

violets are red

roses are blue

idk how to write poems, but I’m still not over you

[winemothercalderu]

ur wrong it's @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death

who's your favourite person to roleplay with?

ooc: I'm gonna need you all to answer this actually and try guessing mine

@nickythescratching @theeegreenwitch @fagatharkness @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol @alexandramayisgay @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death @literallybornfromspite

[winemothercalderu]

who's your favourite person to roleplay with?

ooc: I'm gonna need you all to answer this actually and try guessing mine

@nickythescratching @theeegreenwitch @fagatharkness @alice-wuing-ur-ass-lol @alexandramayisgay @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death @literallybornfromspite

[winemothercalderu]

What? Don't I look good?

Hello gays

[winemothercalderu]

oh..

what if i put water with paprika in the eye drop bottles of all my enemies?

.... Agatha what are you doing to her

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Hello gays

[winemothercalderu]

what if i put water with paprika in the eye drop bottles of all my enemies?

.... Agatha what are you doing to her

@fagatharkness

[winemothercalderu]

Nicky eats it all the time

tell your mom and brother to count your days the face cream does NOT taste like strawberries

( @nickythescratching @kalekare )

Why did you eat it?!

@winemothercalderu COME GET YOUR WEIRDO DEITY

[winemothercalderu]

I would, obviously.

[winemothercalderu]

You're embarrassing

Me too Agatha, me too. 😔

[winemothercalderu]

Don't believe your mother, she says that to all her children

Mother. Are you going to explain WTF @literallybornfromspite is?

Well, in the sense that—

[winemothercalderu]

@fagatharkness you're publicly being gay now?

Me too Agatha, me too. 😔

[winemothercalderu]

What a bunch of bullshit

Mama, I understand that @cassie-mun-the-daughter-of-death , @literallybornfromspite and I call you Mama because you are our mother.

But why do some other witches call you Daddy?

Well Nicky, sometimes when adults fight, they call eachother names.. wrestling is difficult, and sometimes you just have to find an outlet for your frustration. But don't worry son, you kids are my world.

[winemothercalderu]

Don't be ridiculous, you can barely form sentences when you're hung over. You were popping advil like tic tacs

Hey dude I fucked your mom

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I hate you and your mama

[winemothercalderu]

Oh, you don't remember? Well, you had a lot and then *in one breath* youtriedtokissmeandwellididwanttokissyoubackbutyouweredrunksoicouldntandiwouldlovetodothatsoberthistimeandumyeah

Hey dude I fucked your mom

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I hate you and your mama