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i would have booped you my brother, my captain, my king

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the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for

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cesare borgia and his oldest and closest and most trusted friend, second in command, his executioner, micheletto corella

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The most important Tolkien poll I have ever made

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1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)

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Lost Ships + Song Receipts

[insp.]

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Okay, I finished the main images that have been plaguing my brain, so help yourself to: Gondor-Rohan Weddin Day, AU Edition

BROTHER HONOR GUARD

Also details because we all know I love symbolism: Eowyn's carrying Theoden's sword, and she has a Gondorian medal of honor and seabird-wing necklace, while Faramir has a Rohanian crest.

After all the tragedy and trauma, you know--you know--Boromir and Eomer would spend all day being stupid giddy and trying to start shit to cover up for it.

With help from Merry and Pippin

Get him, Eowyn

Who's that in the crowd eyeballing the Third Marshal of the Riddermark?

Final shot for everyone who's obsessed with Boromir's awesome hugs

Okay I have to stop for now or I'm gonna miss a plane, byeee

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source

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everyone shut the fuck up this is the only thing i care about in the entire world

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Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

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What We Do In The Shadows 5.01 & 5.02 + text posts

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FYI, for anyone who wants to donate!

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A Timeline of Middle Earth (With Our World For Scale)

This project was inspired by @sindar-princeling's lotr newsletter, and so is dedicated to them! as a thank you :) The newsletter was a really fun and meaningful experience and a great way to experience one of my favorite stories ever

It's kind of long so i'm putting it beneath a cut, and its kind of ugly, in a charming way, because i made it in canva

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One of my favorite things about Pride and Prejudice is the Bennet family’s complete cluelessness about Darcy and Elizabeth. Like, if this were a tv show about the Bennets, Darcy and Elizabeth are like, the D storyline. The whole family is trying to get Jane and Bingley together, the regiment is stationed in Meryton, Mr. Collins is taking the house, Lydia and Wickham are obviously the climax, these people have a lot going on. And then, once the regiment has left and Jane and Lydia and Mr. Collins are married and everything seems resolved: plot twist! They’ve got random nobility at the door in the middle of the night telling the know-it-all sister who has been home on and off through the year not to marry the rando rich guy they all hate simply because they’re family and loyal to each other damnit and he called the know-it-all sister ugly once. 

And then, of course, they all find out Lizzy and Darcy are actually very in love and literally all of the good things that have happened to them this year are a direct consequence of Darcy loving Lizzy lolol. 

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Honestly at this point the star wars Wikipedia is the only thing left that can still make me laugh

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The Roy Siblings + Triangle Composition Shots