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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

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Holy shit I got TITS

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"The number of hours we have together is actually not so large. Please linger near the door uncomfortably instead of just leaving. Please forget your scarf in my life and come back later for it."

poem by Mikko Harvey

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@foone I don't know but I can only suspect you have one of this

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Have you ever seen a scroll (like for writing on/reading) in real life?

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this is so funny. ducklings from wish.

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JUST realized I can do my taxes tonight. Holy shit. Thank fuck for digital w-2s.

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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anyone know where I can stream this show? My wife wants to watch it (even though it is a men's show)

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oh hi website i forgor about this place whats up chat

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oh hi website i forgor about this place whats up chat

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