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i jus got back from foolin around w this girl n she had her bed out in the middle of the got-damned nowhere, like not against a wall, not against any wall at all, just in the middle of th fucking room surrounded by this gauzy material shit on a hoop above the bed w some fairy lights all stuck on it for ~aesthetic~ and the whole fuckdamn time i kept thinkin HOW does this woman sleep like this?! monsters come getcha from any and all directions!! snatch u off the bed from the fuckin top, the sides, the bottom NO DIRECTION IS SAFE !! “you wanna stay the night babe?” NO!!! I DO NOT!!! i wanna live thru the night & not wake up to demons caressing my head from your unprotected bed space!! i feel cursed having just fucked on it..! got some dark interloper followin me home hopin i got the same shitty setup!! no sir!! 2 walls for this biché. 4 if i could get em. sleep in a fuckin box w a lil hole cut in it. i need protection!!! 0/10 setup. any type of translucent canopy over a bed is ASKING for a ghost to stand on the other side and watch u sleep. wake up to a hazy outline “o honey is that u?” NO ITS A DEMON. i cannot believe i suffered this tonight. the things i do for a beautiful girl honeSTLY

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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

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Reasons why Summer is the fucking worst

I'm fat, so I'm constantly sweating

Heat gives me headaches

Everyone and everything is loud

Any reflective surface is searing and blindingly bright

I HATE MOSQUITOES I HATE THEM I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL I HATE THEMHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATE

I instantly catch on fire if I go outside

Heat makes me tired

I have seasonal affective depression

I can't do anything because I can't go anywhere

I can't meet anyone because they all love the summer but dislike the colder seasons, when I go outside

Stupid fucking events

Moist heat

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art by The Baby Goat

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Do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes

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Fanart of one of my favorite supernatural fanfics of all time, Grace Bound, specifically of a scene in chapter 16!

The fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22705498/chapters/54265732

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Tippy tap

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i need to go get groceries but there's Temperature outside :(

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Two days in a row and still nothing! And a couple weeks ago, AND again a few days before that. give me my thunderstorm!!!

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This heat is giving me writers block and art block and readers block and sun block and new kids on the block and jenny from the block and block of cheese all the other blocks too

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reasons to love harrison ford

1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective

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He did the voice and we lost it!

Also, may I draw your attention to the muscle play under this cloth, lord have mercy!

In the meantime, Mark is having the time of his life, while I'm having an existential crisis.

I'll be recovering from this con for a long time!... until the next con, I suppose 😅 Addiction will do that to you 🤷‍♀️

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I need to actually post some of the ones I’ve written, so I can start this balancing act

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i wish all my beloved followers and mutuals a very “you find a fic that has the exact premise and characterization you’ve always wanted to see but never had the energy to write yourself and it’s really good and just as long as you want to read”

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Me to my draft: You are a oneshot.

The draft: Wrong. I am the pilot chapter of a multichapter fic that you do not have the bandwidth to take on, but will haunt your every waking thought anyway.