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Hot damn

ATTENTION EVERYONE I FOUND IRL MIRUKO LOOK AT HER

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the cw: hey latin america, did you dub the unrequited love confession from castiel for episode 18?

latin american network: …unrequited what?

the cw: you know, when cas dies after saying ‘i love you, bye dean’

latin american network: yeah, ‘i love you’, then bi dean

the cw: bye, dean

latin american network: bi dean

the cw: BYE, DEAN

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The sheer chaos of Supernatural.  Destiel happens in the middle of the election.  Putin rumors fly without a care in the world for the psychic damage it’s doing to us to process all of this at once.  We’re all in turbo hell with Cas just trying to deal with this.  It’s the greatest joy of our lives, but we’re all gay, so the minute we experience true joy at all these memes, we’re in turbo hell.  What’s going to happen next!? The next spn episode is absolutely nothing, the sheer amount of “NO REALLY what’s going to happen next!?” begins to fade.  Then wham it’s back with the most batshit ending possible.  Dean gets nailed to death.  DEAN GETS NAILED TO DEATH. Sam’s wig happens.  I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the reality of that.  The car goes to heaven but Cas is in hell.  No, wait, he’s in heaven, but he totally ghosted Dean after what happened.   There’s absolutely nobody there except Bobby, because fuck actually giving anyone an emotionally satisfying ending, except maybe a handful of Wincest shippers?  I don’t know.  Putin’s silence on the lack of Destiel in the finale is defeaning.  It’s the simultaneously the most awful and most hilarious ending in history.  It’s been a solid month of this.  Wait, is Jensen homophic or not, nobody knows.  He hated the ending, but who didn’t hate the ending.  Misha’s over there throwing salt apparently, too.  But the finale has aired.  Unless there’s a tell-all book in the next few days, we can rest now.  There’s peace now that we’re done.  We can lay our weary heads down.  The show is over, there’s no more to give.  We have found our way out of turbo hell and into heaven, but we’re going to ghost this series like Cas ducking out on Dean.  And then the Spanish dub is like, “Oh, no, there’s still gas in this tank yet.” and has requited Destiel in the dub.  We’re in The Mystery Spot, “The Heat of the Moment” is playing on loop in my head and it’s haunting me.  There’s probably a poodle around here somewhere.  The sheer chaos this show managed to sow in us, even if you weren’t a fan of the show, you likely have seen the memes and have a basic grasp of what’s going on.  The power of that.  We’re in hell, you’re laughing and we’re in hell, but maybe the real journey was the turbo hell we made all along.

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Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

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things that will haunt me to the day i die because this timeline is fucking insane:

- jensen ackles playing a bi character in ‘blonde’ (2001) and having a relationship with a character named cas who’s played by patrick dempsey

- the irony of the actor who plays dr sexy (one of the first textual instances of bi dean) being a satire of patrick dempsey in grey’s anatomy

- that same actor making a comeback in a different role and talking to castiel about a gay church member

- dean winchester’s canonical first love being named cassie

- castiel taking over anna’s romantic arc because fans liked him

- misha collins tweeting ‘you’re not crazy’ in 2013 to those who knew destiel was purposefully being written in

- putin’s resignation trending together with canon destiel???

- canon destiel episode being postponed due to a pandemic and magically lining up to the us elections

- destiel becoming canon while biden gets elected president after misha fought for months to get him there

can you understand the sheer amount of coincidence and fatefulness that occured for this to all line up like it did

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Slowburn romance - M/M- 325 episodes - angst - horror

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i think supernatural should end with d*stiel becoming canon but then immediately pulling a bury your guys. sorry i know homophobia isn’t funny but at the same time that would literally be so hilarious

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im screaming at this comment in Twist and Shout

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It’s just so funny how we all came together over Supernatural today. This is the only time it would get this reaction. For at least the past 12 years, 99% of tumblr were pissed off and sick of seeing those SPN guys. NO ONE cares about SPN anymore except the diehard fans who no one likes. NO ONE wanted to hear another word about Misha Collins or Jean. And then after 15 AGONIZING years they’re homophobic and gay and everyone, even people who hated the show on sight without ever having seen it, is laughing and celebrating? It’s like that scene in Fiddler on the Roof during L’Chaim where the Jews have a tense stare off with the Russians and then they start drinking and bottle dancing together.

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anything else you want me to manifest before i go to bed? a fifth season of bbc sherlock, perhaps? a lorax sequel? babygate reveal? cole sprouse socal experiment but it’s dylan this time? it’s been a while since our first dashcon, hasn’t it? also wasn’t there also something about an apocalypse that was supposed to wipe us out in 2012…

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if anyone cares, Putin is not officially stepping down. Only news source as far as I can tell that’s reporting that is the NY Post, which is basically a tabloid, and that report is based on a second hand source. Putin had said nothing, and no reputable news orgs have weighed in as of yet

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Mr. Misha Collins, almost drowning in his political activism before the election, trying so hard to get rid of Trump, not knowing that it'd be he himself overshadowing the election with destiel, I can't

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LAZARUS RISING || DESPAIR

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For all the "fans" hating on Jensen/Dean right now, get a pair of eyes.

The man is obviously in shock and is dealing with grief. He's shocked that Cas actually loves him and then shocked again because he's just lost him, again. It's not like Dean was in this situation totally mentally sound as well. In the last episode he pulled a gun on his own brother because he was so desperate to get everything done and over with. He's tired as fuck and Cas' revelation just took his last shred of sanity.

How do you comprehend the unconditional love of someone who you never thought you were worthy of???

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In all seriousness, though, I know we’re all making fun of Destiel right now because Tumblr is Tumblr, but I’m not making fun of anyone who’s still a fan of it. Y’all were absolutely robbed. They writers teased and queer baited and mocked shippers for 12 years only to confirm it in the most homophobic way possible. That show was my comfort show for more years than I can remember, it was a massive part of my life, and I’m honestly pissed that they did this. Destiel shippers and honestly fans of the show in general should be absolutely livid and I’m right there with you

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Twitter is a shit storm right now omg