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True love is putting extra frosting on a piece of cake for you/your partner while he's in the shower and then eating that cake because it's too good to pass up, followed by the walk of shame to the bathroom where you explain that yes

Yes I did eat it

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So today I decided to get a bunch of buns and eat said buns. They did not agree with me. Had to do the walk of shame to grab my water bottle and I tell my friend "don't go in there yet."

For shame.

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HEAR ME OUT. Pls.

It's a deity that's in their eternal wine mom era, who appear to people that need therapy. That's RIGHT BITCHES. FREE THERAPY. you literally get as long as you need bc time doesn't matter.

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Bees

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I have this really vivid memory of being at an elementary school movie night, except the kids around me were being mini assholes and wouldn't stop talking, so the teachers threw their hands up in the air and told us it was over. They had all of the kids start cleaning up and I remember this one girl grabbing my broom from me, going "tHiS iS hOw YoU swEEp." To this day, I can't remember what her name is but fuck you anyway

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In like a month you can date all three of these gays plus a mystery gay