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I heard recently that you can tell a lot about a person by the first movie they know Tim Curry from and I literally can’t stop thinking about it.

so say in the tags what’s the first movie you know Tim Curry from. Mines muppets treasure island

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for ask game: 💛

Bakudeku primarily. There are ways to make it work, but as is, using only canon? No.

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You can only reblog this today.

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I made this one for me

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my video tribute to the hit game karateka

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the suffering never ends

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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

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The real reason Dupont needs cameras in the locker area is to prove it WAS IN FACT Sabr1na who pushed Sa6rina into a locker

HA!

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https://www.tumblr.com/princess-of-the-corner/776244011234181120/im-sorry-but-like-new-animation-sabrina-would

I imagine that if season 1-2 Sabrina met her season 6 self (blame an Akuma), she’d be fighting her own instincts around her. Sure, Sa6rina looks like someone Sabr1na should be putting in her place, but that’s her future self. Not only should that not be necessary, but, with no knowledge of Sa6rina’s character development, Sabr1na assumes anything she tries could be done onto herself.

But then she spots it. Sa6rina standing next to an open locker. It’s one she could easily fit in, on top of getting stuck easily when closed. And Sa6rina is distracted. It’d be so easy. But she can’t. But it’s right there! But—

When people are drawn in by the knocking and yelling coming from inside the locker, no one notices Sabr1na power walking away blushing in embarrassment

Ahahahaahahaha

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Public Divorce: the way Vanisher starts - Chloé: *kicks the classroom door down* "DROP EVERYTHING, SABRINA'S MISSING!!" What follows is 2 days of frantic searching before either André or Audrey show up, followed by invisible creatures tormenting them, & everyone goes "oooooooh". After - Nino: "Considering Hawk Moth is usually REALLY OBVIOUS about his Akumas, cause, ya know, gotta get the Miraculous, do you think this was his way of trying to apologize to Chloé? For always using her parents?"

Chloé: "He better be apologizing for making their shit worse!"

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Haven't been following completely. How us Sabrina in Public Divorce AU?

Sabrina is kinda constantly checking on Chloé. More than the usual but also like..... much more taking charge as caretaker rather than servant?

And no that burden shouldn't be on her but Chloé's parents aren't doing shit and Chloé herself has lost the drive and motivation to really think on what she wants done so Sabrina is making sure she still functions like get some food go to school etc.

That gets better as other adults start stepping in and the class as a whole helps get Chloé more functional.

But also Chloé is gonna have a realization moment where she feels real guilty for how she treated Sabrina and how much she relied on her and both need to go to therapy

We did also decide that Vanisher happens because Sabrina is trying to both take care of Chloé but also keep being her friend, but Andre and Audrey keep dragging Chloé for event after event in a row. So Vanisher just goes whole hog on fucking with them and is Akumatized for a bit because no one knows to look into what's happening. She is more missed by the class as a whole though so she's happy to hear they were worried when she went missing!

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

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ML AU - Public Divorce

So, before Origins, sometime over … whatever break/vacation Paris kids have between school years, André finds out about Audrey’s “Other Family” (Zoé & Mr. Lee) in just about the worst way possible. What follows is a very loud, ugly, chaotic mess of a VERY PUBLIC divorce, as Audrey and André use their various platforms to slander the other. It is brutal, and not particularly dignified. They attack each other’s character, their appearances, their hobbies, even diets. Anything they appear in suddenly turns into being stuck at your friends house while their parents argue. At some point, in a “stick it to my ex” kind of move, André starts “dating(??)” other woman, trying to prove … something? That he doesn’t need Audrey? That she’s replaceable?? Anyway, Audrey decides fair’s fair, and starts publicly toting around her array of “side pieces” that she’s had for years.

Of course, none of this is actually GOOD for either of their popularities - Audrey opinions as the “Style Queen” starts to tarnish, André starts losing in the polls. But then. Then, after several MONTHS of this nonsense, André finally gets reminded, “oh yeah! We have a kid!” and starts using Chloé to slander Audrey. How she SUCKED as a mother, was never there, how he basically was raising Chloé as a single parent. And Audrey starts going on about how she never WANTED kids, how André was so DEMANDING, how trapped she felt in their marriage, How it isn’t HER fault she barely knows anything about Claudine, André never wanted her around!

Anyway, Chloé starts the school year, not as the returning Queen Bitch, but an exhausted girl who would appreciate it if everyone just knocked it off and let her sleep, please and thank you. She’s spent most of the break camping out at either Sabrina’s or Adrien’s, whenever Daddy wasn’t dragging her out to show how much he was still a “family man” or whatever bullshit he’s trying to do now. This Chloé has officially reached her limit. She’s watched her parents devolve into literal toddlers, gone through an emotional death coaster, and landed on a very bitter, resigned acceptance. As far as she’s concerned, nothing she can do will make any difference, so fuck it! Let’s wear hoodies all day! Let’s swim in the Seine! How about I burn all my clothes! Who gives a shit!? She’ll spend almost a week doing nothing but sleeping, then go on a shopping spree for knives. She’s giving into whatever random impulses strike her, and otherwise just not giving a single fuck. Sabrina and Adrien have been taking turns as her impulse control, preventing her from doing anything TRULY nuts, but they fear it’s only a matter of time.

Other assorted notes:

- there’s no prank on the first day, Chloé is too tired for this shit. She’s camping outside to make SURE Adrien doesn’t get derailed, and then she is taking a nap.

- Alya, being an aspiring reporter, has been following the Bourgeois Breakdown on the news. She gets a little too excited on realizing that Chloé is in her class, and asks several blunt, too personal Questions about how Chloé feels about the divorce. Chloé, who has been dealing with this shit for months from “real” reporters she isn’t allowed to “snap” at lest it affect her mom or dad negatively, punches Alya in the face. Alya at least admits later she probably deserved it.

- honestly, Chloé’s just more ready to throw hands in general. She’s swinging between total exhaustion and “Tired of Being, Time to go Apeshit”.

- she is, at all times, two (2) seconds from either kicking the shit out of someone, or taking a nap.

- Everyone, bar Sabrina and Adrien, is a little awkward around Chloé now, cause how do they handle “girl who was kind of a bitch to all of us since kindergarten, but now all her family’s shit has been airing on live TV for three months?”

- Marinette and Chloé kind of have a shaky truce, since Chloé ran into the Dupain-Cheng Bakery to escape a hoard of reporters, and Marinette hid her behind the counter and got said reporters to leave. They’re not really friends, but they aren’t enemies, nor are they “I leave you alone, you leave me alone”. It’s weirdly tense, but both girls are refusing to break the awkward stalemate.

- Bustier keeps trying to recommend Chloé to see the school guidance Counsellor, Chloé keeps saying no cause, “He didn’t do shit about me picking on Dupain-Cheng for literal years, this is DEFINITELY above his paygrade”.

- Chloé is refusing to take any blame for the divorce. Oh, she’s definitely had the thoughts of “are they splitting because of me?”, but how the pair of them are HANDLING the divorce? All the public mudslinging and arguments, and screaming at each other on the nightly news? That, Chloé is refusing to acknowledge as in any way relating to herself. It’s mostly spite, but also the healthiest part of her mindset regarding the whole thing

- André gets Akumatized about 6 different times as “Homewrecker”, before Chloé grabs a butterfly on purpose to go “Hawk Moth, if you turn my dad into a divorce Akuma one more fucking time, I am going to track you down with the express purpose of ripping out your spine, beating you with it, and then putting it back by feeding you each individual vertebrae”. When Homewrecker 7 turns up, someone posts a video of Chloé just screaming obscenities at the sky.

- André does lose the next mayoral election, at least partially as a result of this nonsense. D'argencourt also loses, so instead we have the dark horse of the mayoral race, Onyx Beauty, who was honestly not expecting to win. She’s kind of in shock the first week.

- Zoé and Mr. Lee find out about all this by accident, on the nightly news. How exactly do you handle finding out you are part of an affair destabilizing Parisian politics?

- the Miracuclass starts getting dragged in, cause André and Audrey start an extremely petty “funding race”, trying to boost their popularities by supporting “up and coming youth talent”. Chloé starts giving out cards that say “Sorry you got stuck in the middle with me”.

- both André and Audrey are rich enough they can drag other celebrities into their nonsense. Jagged Stone is, so far, the only one who managed to escape. Clara Nightengale called him for a week straight with horror stories.

- We find out that, after the Akuma shit started, lots of people took their business out of Paris, so yes, Bob Roth IS, in fact, one of the only people in Paris funding stuff. He keeps egging Audrey and André on, cause all their shit is making him lots of money. A tabloid calls the three of them “Paris’ Most Toxic Throuple!”. Chloé posts a video that is nothing but an adorable parakeet screaming bloody murder for two minutes.

- Lila comes in all prepared with extravagant lies that will make her new class swoon over her, but everyone is so burnt out on any kind of celebrity related drama that it isn’t nearly as effective as she wants it to be. She has more success supplying cool random facts, Italian cultural knowledge, acting trivia, and cute fox videos. Her entire plot gets derailed because she isn’t lying much, if at all, and everyone loves her as herself. 

- Gabriel is actually getting kind of uncomfortable Akumatizing André and Audrey over the divorce, so he starts giving them really lame powers. Or at least, powers he THINKS are lame. After the third glitter related disaster, he starts running ideas by Nathalie, and keeps a specific list of “useless” powers he can give to Audrey and André.

Thoughts? Feelings? Opinions? How you’d write something like this?

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I am loving this tbh!

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Imagine trying to stab someone, but they roll a nat 20 on their Charisma check

I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable

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So I was inspired to make this from this ask: https://www.tumblr.com/princess-of-the-corner/774407894641901568/cursed-thought-if-we-go-with-pokemon-style?source=share

For those who don't know, Ghostinette refers to an AU where the "prank" pulled in the flashback of the episode "Derision" actually resulted in Marinette's death, with her ghost haunting Chloe. It's not very fleshed out since it's a bit dark for Corner's tastes most of the time (fair), but it comes up every now and then.

Sea Angels were the first thing to come to mind when I read "Water/Ghost" because of a video I watched the other day that pointed out the Animal Crossing Sea Butterfly was closer to a Sea Angel, and angels are associated with heaven AKA the afterlife.

I made the wings a dark blue to represent her hair, which is more evident if you realize the second smaller pair of wings are placed to resemble Mari's pigtails. The more feathered look of the wings is to connect the design more to angels. I put the stalks on the Sea Angel's head over the eyes on Marispec's core to hint at the goggles Mari was wearing during the incident, and make a pair of faux angry eyes to cover its look of concern.

The name comes from Marinette, Marine, Spector, and Respect, although I admit I wasn't really sure how to implement that last one. I heard it in the name and wanted to keep it

Marispec

The Sea Angel Pokémon

Water/Ghost

Marispec are thought to be the souls of people whose death were the result of a watery betrayal. They tend to follow people hiding a guilty conscience. Whether this is to try to comfort them or to make the person join them is unclear. Trainers that befriend a Marispec may be offered jewelry it’s made.

@adrianxxiii @princess-of-the-corner

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Marispec

The Sea Angel Pokémon

Water/Ghost

Marispec are thought to be the souls of people whose death were the result of a watery betrayal. They tend to follow people hiding a guilty conscience. Whether this is to try to comfort them or to make the person join them is unclear. Trainers that befriend a Marispec may be offered jewelry it’s made.

@adrianxxiii @princess-of-the-corner

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