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happy bday grayson hawthorne 🫶

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I like my fictional men a little pathetic for their girlfriends

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The fact that Jinu is not worse should be considered an achievement actually, most of life spent in poverty and entire afterlife spent in HELL, the fact he functions this well is a miracle

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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”

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kill me now bc im simping on tamlin

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may says jinu is in your bed waiting for you

OMG YAY ‼️‼️‼️

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risk is only the second gracie abrams song ive ever heard but its already my favorite 🤭🤭

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pre school theme needs to EAT bc im gonna be locked in and can’t change it as often

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The main difference between the weather being uncomfortably cold, and the weather being uncomfortably hot, is that the things you can do in the cold to warm yourself up (hot food/beverage, blankets, cuddles, nice clothes like sweaters, thick scarves and snazzy jackets, getting exercise) are very pleasant and very effective, and the things you can do in the heat to cool yourself down don't do shit.

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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

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big fan of this genre of clois image

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a drink with ice in it. never kill yourself

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new ice cream flavors:

in which blood is spilled

oil on canvas

the people's flavor

strawberry in repose

birthday clown

butter pecan: the reckoning

carboniferous crunch

burnt

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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

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Jinu: Damn, the power went out.

Baby: Don’t worry, I got this.

Baby: *shakes Mystery rapidly and Mystery starts to light up*

Jinu: What-?

Baby: He swallowed a glow stick.

Jinu, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD HE-

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“my teenage child is so selfish” is an interesting thing I only see online moms say about their daughters. I’ve never seen one say it about their son. I think it’s because daughters enter the teenage years and begin developing critical thinking skills and independence and it enrages these parents who were using their kids as their own little therapists and unpaid domestic laborers.