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observation: people think fMRI is a meaningful measure of "thought"

observation: people believe ChatGPT is "thinking"

conclusion: we must put the ChatGPT servers inside an fMRI machine. this will work perfectly and have no adverse consequences. trust.

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I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

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hmmm do i watch that omegaverse show

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The funny thing about white collar is that they pull the same crazy ass shit leverage does but they’re cops so they have to be like “we gotta outsource this super fucked up shit to our local criminal: Neal”

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@drscallywag i’ve blocked you like 4 times fuck off!!!!

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I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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this duck LOVES pink drink

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@elodieunderglass Massive continuity of...goslings?

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a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:

it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.

it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please

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has anyone made a movie about humans coming into contact with aliens, and then revealing at the end they’ve just been talking to other humans. like they’re still from another planet but genetically they’re just humans

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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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Having anotheg 'gork we have got to get out of bed faster then this' morning

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My babies