willowpudge27 - Tumblr blog

[willowpudge27]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[willowpudge27]

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

[willowpudge27]

[willowpudge27]

[willowpudge27]

After much introspection and soul searching I've turned over a new leaf and have decided to continue making poison swamps 😌

[willowpudge27]

I wish to survive long enough to someday see the end of the 2016 election

[willowpudge27]

Inadvisable art prompt #137: Hit up a random noun generator. Imagine the subtle and layered occult symbolism of the word or phrase it gives you if it were a major arcanum in a hypothetical cartomancy deck. Draw that card. Doesn't matter what noun you get – the Tuba, the Sock, the Ice Cube Tray – you have to run with it.

[willowpudge27]

If you were the handsome blonde flag bearer in yellow at the Battle of Prestonpans Jacobites Rising of 1745 I’m sorry if I knew you and didn’t recognise you if that’s why you kept staring at me, I didn’t want to wave during the battle and look like a fool

[willowpudge27]

well, this naturally generated (right near the ice spire too) officially declaring Boner Nature Park as i think its natural beauty should be preserved

[willowpudge27]

funniest shit is going down on discord rn

[willowpudge27]

Art is in decline when some of them don't make stuff I personally like and art is experiencing a renaissance when they do make stuff I personally like. Hope this helps.

[willowpudge27]

wow i wonder what piece of breaking news i missed

[willowpudge27]

The last fifteen years of body positivity and identity acceptance goes up in smoke when you hear somebody has two girlfriends that know about each other.

[willowpudge27]

lets groove tonight .. impaled on spikes of life

[willowpudge27]