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If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious
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Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
and a merry boop to all <3
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initiating a dinner right before I move out was a really bad idea
#my parents are telling stories about me when i was young#we are IN PUBLIC#i am just wishing that i was anywhere else#ive heard these stories a million times
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showering:
pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.
cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
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reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox
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ms paint study from 2021
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shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
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