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i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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im back bitches

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i hate complaining bc i know it annoys people but i still complain all the time

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can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

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excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

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My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

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"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

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reblog if you are sorry ms. jackson and also are for real

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so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

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i think im in like like with you

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*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT