williamshakespaw

[williamshakespaw]

Directed by Robert Eggers

[williamshakespaw]

[williamshakespaw]

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

[williamshakespaw]

idk why im drawing HIM again💀

[williamshakespaw]

[williamshakespaw]

[[RELIC MALFUNCTION DETECTED]]

The blorbos have reentered my brain again LMAO

[williamshakespaw]

Actual photo of the dog spotting my suitcase today T-T

[williamshakespaw]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[williamshakespaw]

Investigating

[williamshakespaw]

[williamshakespaw]

ive heard the zelda cdi "dinner" soundbite so many times at this point that it's gone past "lost all meaning" and swung around to "gained infinite meaning" like as far as im concerned the king isnt even referring to an actual meal hes just talking about Dinner like Dinner is a kind of substance. i picture like a sort of colourless edible plane, it's like an abstracted ideal of Food, absolutely no identity or flavour yet infinitely nourishing, infinitely pleasurable to indulge in. every articulable aspect of you looks at Dinner and finds it unappetizing but it stirs an interminable craving somewhere in you. it's Dinner

[williamshakespaw]

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

[williamshakespaw]

tucking in the king 👑 after checking under his bed for scheming viziers (nightly ritual)

[williamshakespaw]

Sword Illustrations by Ma-Ko (2018-21)

[williamshakespaw]

Hunger by Nightjar art of Adam Burke

[williamshakespaw]

[williamshakespaw]