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this is our multifandom account for anyone who wants it btw :3

<3

we will probably be posting there mostly but i'll come back to check on all you goobers

finn

he/him collectively . . .

☆ 16yrs old

☆ trans man, gay

☆ poly

☆ suspected DID system

also we write fanfic!

INTERESTS

☆ our flag means death

☆ hannibal

☆ the warriors (1979)

☆ i claudius

☆ musicals (my favorites right now are Pippin, JCC, and Alice by Heart)

☆ rocky horror

and more . . .

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“It isn’t that the dead don’t talk, we’ve forgotten how to listen.”

Remaking my Hannibal x Alice By Heart crossover because I wasn’t too happy with it and writers block has well and truly been kicking my ass…… BUT I’VE BEEN SO LOCKED IN

Angst is to be expected, you guys don’t get a happy ending this time

Here’s an updated “cast list” (get it? cause it’s a musical)

Alice: Hannibal Lecter

Alfred/White Rabbit: Will Graham

Cheshirepuss/Tabitha: Abigail Hobbes

Queen Of Hearts/Red Cross Nurse: Jack Crawford

Doctor/Jabberwock: Frederick Chilton

Mad Hatter: Francis Dolarhyde

Dormouse: Abel Gideon

Caterpillars: Tobias, Franklyn

Duchess: Margot Verger

Clarissa: Alana Bloom

Mock Turtle: Freddie Lounds

(Dinah the cat in Alice in Wonderland isn’t in Alice By Heart but I like to think she’d be the Stag)

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hiiiii :3 helloooooo heyyyy hi!!!!

hello faggot on tumblr dot com

you know who you are

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Listen to be fair I talk a big game about Stede and Izzy slowburn hatefucking their way into deep romance but I'll be honest, that's not my favorite flavor. I do think in any kind of post-EdIzzy divorce type scenario Stede finds Izzy annoying and intrusive...for about ten minutes. Then he realizes that Ed is still in Love Love with his ex-husband and immediately catches feelings, spurred on by Izzy's Sad Muzzled Dog At the Pound eyes and the way he still wears Ed's FUCKING WEDDING RING LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING. Then he holds out his fingers and spspsp's his way into Izzy's pants, eats him out a few times, buys a couple of rings and starts googling things like 'Three way wedding ceremony' and 'How Soon Is Too Soon To Propose' and 'soulmates are they real?' Stede 'Speedrun' Bonnet presents: How to Lose Your Wife and Gain Two Husbands In 80 Days. Izzy, meanwhile, bites and yaps about it while internally waxing poetic about sacrifice and is just generally CONSTANTLY in subdrop right up until someone realizes that Izzy isn't having very much fun at the Emotional Vulnerability Threesome. Then he gets sat down in a lap and told he's not a third wheel, at which point he cries and is ate out some more. This too is Steddyhands.

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UGHHHHH OUR PRODUCTION OF CHICAGO IS KINDA A WRECK

JCC NEXT YEAR 🙏🙏 PLEASE MS MALECKI I COULD BE JUDAS🙏🙏

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i love Superstar so much btw its just like

Judas: so like are you actually the son of god for real? why'd you come to earth in ancient Judea. of you'd visited in the present day instead you could have used social media to spread your message. makes you think, huh?

Jesus, bleeding and bleeding and dying: mgmgmhgh

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worst part of being a jesus christ superstar fan is that when you mention its your favourite musical people who aren't familiar will be like 'oh haha are you a jesus fan... is jesus your blorbo' and its like no!! absolutely not!! my blorbo is very obviously Judas Iscariot ):<

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hello jesus christ superstar fandom 🫡

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oh so it’s okay for you to kiss your friends?? but when i, judas iscariot,

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Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*

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must a fictional relationship be “healthy” or “functional”? is it not enough to simply watch two made up people destroy each other, hand in unlovable hand???

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I ♥️ your encephalitis

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Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

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“He’s a terrible person” “he encourages domestic terrorism” “he’s making fun of trans people” ok but we have to be honest this tweet is a banger.

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x09 - “And the Woman Clothed with the Sun”