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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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it’s happening to everybody

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i love how tma introduces canon vampires and immediately glosses over them. yeah we have vampires here. who the fuck even cares. we’ve got bigger fish to fry jonathan

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The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.

In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.

But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.

"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?

"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.

Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?

It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.

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Marguerite Duras, from The Easy Life

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We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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Happy Pride from everyone’s favorite dead bird rat familiar

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they removed icons???????????????????????

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it’s honestly kinda fucked up and twisted that hrt doesn’t give you fangs. not even little ones.

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You drank a snake oil salesman’s drink only for it to make you actually immortal in the old west now 300 years later you see that same salesman

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my dear maple

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Cottagecore cats appreciation post ♡

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adam parrish core isn't actually having good grades it's having dry hands

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Endless TLOVM