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Cursed names:
Gavroche Thénardier (mildly cursed)
Marius Gillenormand (cursed)
Euphrasie Tholomyès (extremely cursed)
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in light of the “eponine teases marius with her sexuality which fits the psychology of the book, also cosette needs to not be so saccharine” interview i’d like to propose a motion to make it illegal for old men to talk about female characters in classic literature, meet me to sign the petition at 1am in andrew davies’ back yard
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Jean Valjean: wtf ‘dangerous man’?? are you people kidding me??? i stole bread for a starving child that’s hardly a crime worthy of this punishment!
Also Jean Valjean: Cosette can NEVER know about my past. what i did….my CRIME is too terrible….too shameful..she could never handle the truth…
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fellas is it gay to declare your devotion for the rebellion you’ve never believed in just so you can die beside your homie
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montparnasse: javert, this is montparnasse calling. i'm calling to let you know how dissapoi- fuck.
montparnasse: javert, this is montparnasse. i'm calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. how horrible you shit on me and-
babet: YOU LIED! YOU FUCKING LIED! WHY'D YOU DO IT!
montparnasse: STOP IT, BABET!
babet: YOU LIED!
montparnasse: STOP! STOP! GOD DAMMIT!
montparnasse: javert, this is montparnasse calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story. there’s many things that i read in here that were false, like you saying that i wore six inch louboutins heels to court with my tweed skirt, when i wore four inch little brown bebe shoes.
babet: 29 DOLLARS!
montparnasse: EVERYTIME YOU FUCKING YELL, I HAVE TO RE-RECORD IT!
montparnasse: javert, this is montparnasse calling. i’m calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story and the light you shed on me when i am going through such a hard time in my life. i opened up to you so that way the world could potentially know what a great, amazing, talented, strong, healthy, boy that i am – not even a boy – young man. i am petrified! petrified with this story!
montparnasse: i’m so disappointed, and i’m letting you know that i will clear this up. have a nice life. goodbye.
babet: that was beautiful. you did such a good job of expressing yourself.
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what do u think the main les mis characters would do in a modern au
eponine would sell overpriced weed to valjean because she thinks he’s a rich sucker who’ll accept $50 a gram until she sees what she thinks is him killing javert in cold blood and then hears that he’s a hardened criminal and then panics because she’s been ripping him off this whole time and tries to skip town and valjean just wants to know where the nice kid with the weed went. everything else is irrelevant
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One of my studies became a full fanart!!
Here you have lovely Amanda Seyfried as Cosette from ‘Les Misérables’!
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okay but marius was shot and then immediately dragged through a sewer,,,,,,,,, how did he not die from the infection alone
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anyway…. barricade day being in pride month is TRULY iconic keep at it boys
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the les mis fandom fading into relative obscurity during most of the year but never failing to trend on june 5th is like…iconic
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