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*slams fist on table*

THIS IS GAY YOUR HONOR!!

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The evolution of me turning into a god damn clown this pride month

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they share a single braincell

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You can clearly tell who did and didn’t watch Carmilla based on all the First Kill critiques. Oh the monsters have bad cgi? On Carmilla we didn’t even get to see the monsters. Oh the scenes are shot from weird angles? On Carmilla we got one angle and never questioned why everyone was conveniently standing on one side of the room. Oh the plot is rushed and bad? On Carmilla all of the plot was entirely off screen and you know what? We loved every second of it

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My last First Kill thought before bed is that we need to discuss how Juliette said she knew Calliope was going to stake her in the pantry but she didn't care because she just wanted to kiss her.

My God.... there's down bad. There's down horrendous. Then there's Juliette who can only be found by means of an archeological dig.

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reblog for easter

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Gideon: *dies*

Harrow, in her river bubble: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

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love how the series is called ‘the locked tomb’ when we find out in book one that the tomb has literally been unlocked for like 10 whole years before book one’s timeline even starts

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NATIONAL TREASURE (2004) dir. Jon Turteltaub

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au where Gideon wore her real sword to breakfast on like Day 2 of Canaan House because fuck Harrow amiright? and from across the dining hall Abigail Pent was like, “oh my god that sword is possessed. That sword is VERY possessed.” *walking over* “Did you know that your sword is possessed by literally THE angriest - I’m gonna talk to her. Is anyone else going to - I’m not waiting for an answer, I’m talking to this ghost.”

The suddenly visibly manifest ghost of Commander Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity: *points at “Dulcinea”, snarling* That is a fucking Lyctor

[ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE]

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Notes from Tamsyn's fan meet and greet at Boskone

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i guess it turns out there are two groups of people in the locked tomb fandom:

1. those who are devastated to find out ianthe is over 6ft

2. those who are mildly confused about reactions to ianthe being 6ft+ because they assumed everyone had been imagining ianthe as over 6ft already like what do you mean it wasn’t a universally accepted concept already??

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this line strongly implies that little 10 year old harrow already knew she was a lesbian and uh. how did you know, harrow? who was your gay awakening? who was there who could possibly have helped you figure it out? i know it wasn’t the nuns!

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Corona talking to her love interest: Here, now, at the end of the world? Save me. Bind me to you, or who knows where will I go? What throne will I mount, if you don't bind me down?

Ianthe talking to her love interest: Choke me, daddy

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new update to the queen and the woodborn is up on webtoon https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/the-queen-and-the-woodborn/you-remind-me-of-someone/viewer?title_no=502306&episode_no=7

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Gideon is really like “Harrow doesn’t like me back, she could never love me, even if I wanted her to 🥺“ as if Harrow wasn’t writing a Griddlehark coffee shop AU in her head twenty minutes ago