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1. Cover up any necessary parts Dress however you want in the real world, but at tournaments cover cleavage and wear skirts to your knees. The judges will appreciate it and you won’t get dirty looks from other competitors. 2. Wear neutral colors Black is the go to for all competitors but really…

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Here is the link to the live stream for finals for all events (so that we can all cry about how good the finalists are without having to be there). Click on either the picture that says “Main Events Final Rounds Live” or “Senate Finals Supplemental and Consolation Live” and you will be sent to the live stream page. enjoy QQ

For everyone's reference!

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Forensics swagging it up in the 2014 Spectator

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I blacked out for twelve hours and woke up with this

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I like having that thing! In fact, I like having that thing so much I like it when OTHERS have that thing.

Shum, while gesturing wildly to his crotchal regions

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The team at tournaments

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my best friend and his partner got 1st place at state with his partner, but he can’t go to nationals without other’s help. his school refuses to pay for lodging, transportation and food, and the team doesn’t have a booster club (this is actually the first time in school history they’ve gotten past regionals). they’re almost halfway to their goal of $14,000, so if you could help just a little bit, or signal boost, that would be great!! 

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Okay, national quals totally sucked, but we have States to look forward to. Keep it positive guys!

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Bake sale tomorrow!

Tell your friends and bring your food!

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Congrats to all who competed at Districts!

District champs were James, Kitty, Rachael & Alisha, and of course THE WILDCAT FORENSICS TEAM!
State qualifiers were Seckin, Garrett, Chris & Ryan, George & Beechey & Kendall, Emily & Brittany, Hannah, and Nick!
Congrats to everyone and a special shoutout to the last-minute recruits. We truly could not have done it without you.
See you at States!

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THIS BLOG HAS EVOLVED!

We will now be using the old Schroeder blog to take care of all things Forensics! All posts past this point are from the Spring 2012 Clusterf*** of Awesome and are for display purposes only. Remember, we don’t talk about that.

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Cierra: Schroeder, you were in a dream I had last night.

Schroeder: At least it wasn't the other way around.

Julia: NONONONONONONONONO

Julia: *dives facefirst into pool*

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So this happened.

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So this happened today.

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Julia: If you had the chance, would you have sex with Captain Jack Harkness?

*long pause*

Schroeder: Yes.

Kitty: Okay, follow up question: ...no, I'm not gonna go there.

Julia: Go for it.

Kitty: All right. Top or bottom?

*long pause*

Schroeder: Bottom.

Girls in backseat: *uncontrollable giggling*

Steph: I will not wreck the car. I will not wreck the car. I will not wreck the car.