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Étoile (1989) dir. Peter Del Monte.

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can imagine taking kyle's hat and wearing it and he doesn't even bother to take it from you because "you look so cute" (said in private only).

can imagine smoking with kyle in his car and making out while super high.

can imagine kyle being a drug dealer and you go with him to drop off.

can imagine inhaling the smoke kyle blows from his mouth when he vapes (sometimes even stealing his ghosts).

can imagine going on late night car rides with stan driving and kyle on aux. except half the time you force kyle to sit in the back seat so you can rest your head on his lap.

can imagine kyle's mom reading to you all the time. like you'll go over just to snuggle into sheila's shoulder as she reads to you and kyle will walk out of his room all tired and in his pj's late at night asking "what? since when were you here?" as he rubs his eyes. then he forces you to come lay down with him as he goes back to sleep.

can imagine kyle calling you "mrs. broflovski" for fun.

can imagine kyle complaining about cartman for hours on end to you as he runs hands through your hair.

can imagine giving kyle corn rows and he actually looks good with his red curly corn rows.

can imagine telling kyle about all the guys you've been with and him giving reasons as to why he's better than them.

can imagine kyle growing plants in red solo cups on his windowsill and calling them his "babies".

can imagine kyle making fun of half the things you own. like if you own manifesting crystals (even just if you think they're pretty) he's all "you really think that shits works?" laughing.

can imagine kyle was one of the kids who moaned in the back of class in middle school.. but back then it was funny.

can imagine calling kyle "booby" in front of his friends and he gets all flustered and embarrassed and pretends to hate it (he secretly loves it and he loves the fact that you took that from his mom).

can imagine kyle brushing his teeth with you in the bathroom with him at the sleepovers so that he can just listen to you talk.

can imagine kyle's favorite flavor of vape is strawberry ice and he could argue with stan all day about how it's better than "lush mint ice" which is stan's favorite. (that also sounds literally heavenly).

can imagine kyle calling you things like "baby, honey, princess, babe, pretty, etc." even though you guys aren't dating. it's his little bad habit and you think it's so cute and always slander cartman for opening his mouth about it. because we all know cartman would attempt to correct kyle in a heart beat saying "dude she isn't your girlfriend.".

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Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

Canon and Headcanons of mine, friends and the fandom ♡

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You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*

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“sometimes i wish i was a boy. not because i want to be a man, but because i desperately want to experience the love one boy feels for another. i am so painfully jealous of nick and charlie, isak and even, simon and bram. it hurts to know i’ll never be able to feel the way they do, yet i don’t want to transition. i love being a girl. i think that girlhood is one of the most sacred things in the world, and it’s so special and integral to who i am. but god, i wish i could just shapeshifter so that i could be a feminine boy. or i could fall in love with a boy, but not in the way that a girl loves a boy. i want to be a boy who loves a boy, but i also desperately need to be a girl and be beautiful and small and perfect and i will be her no matter what it takes. but there will forever be a part of me that longs for boyhood as much as i long for girlhood.”

- a diary entry, 02/05/22

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Lily-Rose Depp's skirt looks like it's falling off.

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it’s the met gala tonight so time for me to slip into my favourite persona

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the best year

i’m mentally still there

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where are the puritans. where are the cowboys. where's the hypersexualized revolutionary uniforms. where is the red scare. where's the cointelpro chic. where are the comic book characters bodypaint. where's the midwest states ominous billboards. where is baron von steuben and WHERE the FUCK is lassie

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I’m going to go ahead and point out the obvious, aka Megan Fox should be cast to play Morticia in the next Addams Family remake

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... I honestly can't put it into the words in a way that would do it any justice but...

I feel like I am watching history unfold as I continue to consume Lil Nas X's music. You cannot tell me it's not that deep because it actually is.

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Imperialism kills.

They stole the land and killed the children.

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“A baby chimpanzee and his best friend the baby gorilla.”

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can you trigger tag bisexuality please

no but i can fuck both your parents