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You guys are great but the real date is between me and the food.
The Wife, while preparing dinner for friends
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Love, actually
Wife: i love you
Me: i love u too babe
Wife: you cheer me up
Wife: when you're not making me mad
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Not cute
Wife: You're a know it all.
Me: Yup!
Wife: not in a cute way.
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I wish we could spend the rest of the day together arguing.
The Wife, planning quality time together.
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I feel like our marriage is better because the house is clean.
The Wife
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Its about trust
Wife: I don't trust you with food that I want to eat.
Wife: The second I want to eat it, you gulp it down.
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Nervous
Wife: I'm nervously eating tons of chocolate.
Wife: wtf
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My two favorite things this pregnancy are: Caesar salad and cake.
The Wife, finding the perfectly balanced diet
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I feel sick. I just accidentally had 8 salt water Taffy's in a row.
The Wife, accidentally did something 8 times in a row.
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I can try new things
Wife: I'm open to trying new things
Wife: new things I've had before haha
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It kind of scared me that there's such a thing as a McDonald's Express.
The Wife, perturbed by "express" fast food
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I don't need this but it has some cheese on it so I need it.
The wife, existential reflections about cheese fries
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A woman told me I look like the female version of John Travolta.
The wife
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Bad garage sale
Me: How was your trip to Old Navy?
Wife: Oh my god. It was like being at a garage sale. A bad one.
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I don't like the way you're smiling without me knowing exactly why.
The Wife, always needing to be in the know.
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