The true life adventures of a 30 something man, in over his head, trying to keep his sexy Asian wife sexually satisfied...and failing. My wife has finally explained to me that I'm too small to make her cum. :-( Located in Canada 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦
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While you saw your wife's new lover, a guy who happened to know you from growing up, your wife looked perplexed and troubled. Listening to their passion from the spare bedroom was intense. After he left, she admitted something she thought may alarm you. His rubber broke and he flooded her womb with his seed. You weren't alarmed. You were excited and wanted to masturbate again. You were now anxious to reclaim her; you needed to rub one out.
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In my experience, this is true.
It's not the hot porno fantasy you may think it's going to be. Makes life easier, though. Makes marriage almost conflict free, afterwards.

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I'm not sure who writes the captoons but who ever it is, he's complete NAILED the real life feeling of a friendzone marriage.

You thought that you and your wife had an excellent relationship -- except for the fact that you knew you weren't satisfying her in bed. But you still thought she enjoyed sex with you, but now you realize you were wrong. But you'll do anything -- and accept anything -- if it means you can stay married to her.
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My wife's boyfriend brought her home from a date and the two of them started making out in the car and got a bit carried away. It wouldn't have been so bad if the neighbor's daughter and her friend hadn't seen them.
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If more women did this, the divorce rate would drop. I think it's a solution for a lot of couples.
Look at this way. Many normal couples may stop having sex anyway, after many years (but still be friends). So, if a woman in her 30s decides she needs a real man in bed, she's just moving the inevitable friendzoning of small dick hubby up by 15 years.

There was a time when you weren't sure that your marriage was going to survive -- because you knew how disappointed and frustrated your wife was about your inadequacy in the bedroom. But once she started cuckolding you, your relationship improved dramatically -- and now that she is regularly dating other men and having her romantic needs met that way as well -- the two of you are happier with each other than at any other time in your marriage.
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Even when you begged your wife not to actually start dating other guys and not to be with anyone you knew, she had made it clear that what she did, and with whom she did it, was ultimately up to her, not you. So when she mentioned that your best friend had asked her out, you were pretty sure she would agree to go out with him.
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For those who know my story. Yes, it was similar to this. No exactly, but yes, similar in tone and result.

The decision for you is an easy one. As much as you know it will pain you to live as her pussy free cuckold, you know it's your own fault that she wants to cuckold you, and being her cuckold is far better than being her ex-husband -- so you do as she said. You get down on your knees in front of her, and kiss her feet, and then you beg her to start having sex with other men.
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Don’t believe it! This is a prelude to the friendzone.
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Not spoken about much, but the absolute relief not having to feel guilty about not making my wife orgasm is huge. Not having to have sexual awkwardness about me cumming too soon or her being bored during intercourse, completely disappeared once she 'outsourced' the sex to another man; stronger, taller, better hung, more confident.
Less tension in the house since there's no more sexual frustration. Seems counterintuitive, but being friend zoned by your wife has some advantages that are rarely mentioned.

You don't really have to say anything. All you can do at this moment is look down, and nod. You were never an adequate lover for her, and her boyfriend is a better man for her than you could ever be -- in many ways, including sexually. And that is why you have accepted being friendzoned, and why you have worked so hard to try to be the best friend to her that you can possibly be.
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This is a day you’ve been both dreaming of and dreading – but a day you knew was eventually, and inevitably, going to arrive.
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