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to all my black friends, mutuals and followers on here:

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One of his cutest creations

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My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

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Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore

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i love how moms understand literal complete jibberish coming out of their baby’s mouth like at my old job there was a client who would always bring her little girl in and i would play with her and just not understand a word she said until we played by her mom one day and the baby handed me a stuffed animal and said “fifhebk dneib jdjc djejendbxi” and the mom was like “she said she wants you to play kittens with her and the striped one is named tommy” and i was like ... 🤯

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Day 2763 - 5 February 2020

cats in sneakers

.//projectTiGER

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Have you guys ever said something in an effort to relax the mood that just made everything worse? Because I definitely did that last week and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna haunt me until I’m dead lmao.

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so this happened to me when i worked at a supermarket

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Video game: (has main character that travels the world alone)

My fuck brain five minutes in: but what if they had a friend