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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon
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my other grounding technique is remembering that the earliest abolitionists & the earliest suffragists had no proof that the world would ever make possible what they fought for and indeed many of them did not live to see it come to pass. and yet they did not succumb to despair so it would be disrespectful to their memory to let it overtake me
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Little doodle of the PRINCE of the cryptids, MOTHMAN!
Couldnt take out my paints today but pretty happy I was still able to doodle!!:D
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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I need to see Tim Drake with a Kid so much. MAKE THAT BOY A SINGLE PARENT.
A kid knocks on his door and says “I know what you are”.
Tim thinks he’s being pushed out of the closet.
The kid has a picture of Red Robin slipping through Tim window’s.
Tim lets him in.
The kid looks him dead in the eye and says “I think you need a sidekick”
Tim has a Deja vu so hard he ends up saying yes out of shock. He keeps the kid though, that’s his son now and he’s gonna protect that little shit like his life depends on it.
Who cares if Tim is 19 and the kid is only 7 years younger? He’s son shaped so he’s gonna be son.
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