something in the water
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So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her
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can you imagine chuckling at none pizza with left beef and then living through the death of humanity and resurrecting a chunk of it and becoming a god figure to the new society you create and then 10,000 years later referencing it in conversation to a horribly traumatized teenager who has no possible frame of reference for this ancient meme that no one else alive has ever heard of
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(confidently) no, that's a self-tolling bell. it tolls automatically, signifying nothing for the hearer. why
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saw a graffiti that said “mina” with some hearts drawn around it today… jonathan harker lives
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dionysus big naturals
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Happy Dracula Daily Anniversary To all who celebrate! 🩸🌹🦇🩸🌹🦇🩸🌹🦇
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i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
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hey Americans?
what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers
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One thing I really like about how we use the affordances of tumblr is how reblogging yourself is used to break textposts up. It's not just a novel form of punctuation, it's effectively borrowing a structural trick from comics.
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so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill
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