I'm Alastor. We hyperfixiating up in this bitch. 22 | They/She | Bi
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*alucard just being his own creepyself*
Reader: I want him.
(This is so me)
You/Reader: have you ever met a man who’s just oozes power and still looks handsome while doing so?
Integra: you’re not talking about that are you *points to alucard*
Alucard: *killing, covered in blood and going absolutely feral*
You/Reader: *sighs* there’s just something about him that draws me in.
Integra: *side eyes you* I can only pray that you wake up from this delusion of yours and seek help.
You/reader: *not listening, only looking at alucard* do you think he likes flowers? Or is he more interested in being given the hearts of his enemies instead?
Integra: god help us all.
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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”
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"you're so friendly" "you're easy to talk to"
I'm literally vampire luring you. You're getting blood sucked in twelve minutes
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Sugar daddy Alucard is so fun because you know this man does not care about money, but he does care about you
He’d send you twenty dollars to drop whatever you’re doing and just sit with him
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You, a normal human, try out a dating app you've never heard of and soon find out it's a dating app for supernatural entities. Every date you go on, your date is always surprised you're not repulsed by their non-human features. But your latest date just can't believe you're not joking…
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♚Commission Info ♚
Drew Alucard from Hellsing on my Twitch: iwindrider01
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One of the main reasons I make myself a witch whenever I self ship with Alucard is because I desperately want to see his reaction when I inevitably try to heal him
Like, he’d get shot in front of me and I would instinctively try to help him, even though it’s practically nothing to him
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My sketch🦇
If I have enough time, I might do it seriously
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