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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

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It's so fucking funny how many people who owned Furbies as children ended up being traumatized by them in some way

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Bortus: So anyways, have y'all seen Kelly?

Gordon: I think she went into Ed's office 'working'.

John: Doubt that. I heard groans in there.

*Meanwhile in Ed's office*

Kelly & Ed, fighting:

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Ed: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Kelly: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Ed: Yes.

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you know what’s harder than writing snappy dialogue? writing dialogue that doesn’t make your characters sound like they’re rehearsing for a soap opera

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i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true

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reblog if you believe fanfics are as valid as books that were published and sold by authors who write as their main careers. I'm trying to prove a point

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I should have gotten Junie the one shaped like a lemon, because she's being a giant sourpuss.

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this can not continue divas

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Alara: You guys worried about Ed?

Kelly: Totally!

Gordon: Yeah, he called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Alara: And what'd you say?

Gordon: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Kelly:

Alara: He's lucky to have you as a friend.

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My hoes care about me.