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mooooooom, phineas and ferb are doing DIY hormone replacement therapy!!!!!

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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Like clockwork

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

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shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

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there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

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It’s that time of year. Reblog with how many you’ve heard of.

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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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Whyyyyy???? Why did they do this? I loved the before! Thank goodness they didn't remove the gorillas, at least. Here are the before and after photos of this 1998 roundish house in Wimberley, TX. 3bd, 2ba, 1,809 sq ft, $599k + $57mo. HOA, (reduced from $649k), and it now has a pending sale.

Before, it had red stairs, a yellow door & railings, and blue trim. They made everything gray and someone bought it. Take a look at the interior before and after.

Then.

Now. The cement floor is gray and the red accents are gone, except for the beams, fans, and wood stove.

The kitchen was the most colorful.

Everything is now white and it looks like they even put in new counters, changing them from blue to black.

At this rate, I'm surprised that people even bought it w/the red beams still on the ceiling. Look, they even swapped out the blue light for a gray one.

Even the slightest bit of trim colors are gone.

The primary bedroom and closet/dressing room were also whitewashed.

I don't remember if they changed anything in the bathroom, but the cabinet pulls still match the burgundy backsplash.

Large deck and gazebo in the back.

There's also a big tile outdoor shower.

it is permissible to make a 2nd residence on the land or use it for horses, etc.

5.17 acre lot.

The homes are so spread out, yet there's an HOA.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/101-Via-De-Noria_Wimberley_TX_78676_M81130-66330

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>listen to a new song

>realize it fits an oc very very well

>it fits so well that it’s spoilery

>can’t share it with friends

>:(

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me, holding a new idea: omg you’re perfect

me, five minutes later: wow i see your flaws already

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Poseidon: The cyclops you made blind…is mine…

Odysseus: Nuh uh.

possession: the fuck you mean Nuh uh?

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John: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Gordon: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.