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To that one random ask I received like 5-7 years ago,

I’m bisexual.

You clocked me before I even knew. 

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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take me as you please // the story so far

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Or do I owe her an apology? Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

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I’m not necessarily sad but I want to cry because I think there are so many pent up emotions in me but I’ve subconsciously programmed myself to contain them sort of and I would feel better if I had a release but instead I’m just laying here pretty much numb except my head hurts a little and the dehydration is kicking in maybe water will solve my problems anyway it’s been quite a night

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ROMAN GRIFFIN DAVIS, ARCHIE YATES Jojo Rabbit (2019) // 92nd Academy Awards (2020)

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i really do miss what we almost had

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This is the Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 and was recovered from the ocean in 1961, almost completely intact. This is the only remaining intact ship from the 1600’s. This ship is housed in The Vasa Museum in Stockholm, Sweden.

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Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.

Featuring Helpful Sections such as:

Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them

Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone

What the Everloving Fuck is Probate

Some Simple Dos and Don’ts

Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials

How to plan a non-religious death party

So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.

It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.

I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.

Good luck!

(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)

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might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

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wow……my legs would look rly cute wrapped around ur waist………..„,….or ur head

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god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

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Y’know what? I’ve always been interested in those “cuddle for hire” jobs where I just comfort people by napping with them. Like. I know I’m a good cuddler, why not get paid for doing something you’re good at?