whygodohgodwhy

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Conversation Prompt

“Each one of us represents one of the continents.”

“That’s cool - but, there’s three more of you than there should be.”

“You don’t know about the deep Earth lore yet, but that’s okay.”

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Quote Prompt

“I know who I am and what I’ve done, and I could list any number of reasons that I deserve to be here. But, you don’t deserve any sort of divine punishment for anything, and I will meet whatever is doing this face to face and make them very aware of that.”

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Conversation Prompt

“I would have given up everything to get you back, but I’m not prepared to do it just to lose you anyway.”

“You should have let me go a long time ago. You know what you need to do.”

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Conversation Prompt

“You can roll your eyes and swear at me all you like, but I know you’re listening to every word I say.”

“I’m listening for when you slip up, so that I can use that to kill you.”

“I assumed that was the case. It’s why I enjoy lecturing you.”

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Quote Prompt

“I’m willing to sacrifice about 80% of my ideals for the sake of our survival, and I used to think that was selfish and unreasonable.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Did you get your hair done? It looks very nice.”

“Not really, I accidentally fell asleep at your sister’s house and she did this while I was asleep. I’m not sure why she didn’t just wake me up, but she seemed to be having a good time.”

[whygodohgodwhy]

Conversation Prompt

“There are other presences in this room.”

“Obviously. You did a seance. You invited them here. It would be rude for them not to come. We should offer them some tea.”

“Do ghosts drink tea?”

“This is the sort of research you should have done before inviting them to visit.”

[whygodohgodwhy]

Quote Prompt

“I don’t like it, but your love-sick crush on my mother when we were children was the healthiest relationship you ever had, and I sometimes worry that it’s the only reason you’re even a little bit normal.”

[whygodohgodwhy]

Conversation Prompt

“Why do the gods fear you so much? They don’t even understand it themselves.”

“This isn’t the first time I’ve lived through this life. I think they know on some level that I killed them the last time around. I think I still have a few of their skulls in my bag. God or not, that has to be a little bit unsettling.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Your mother thinks I live a very different life. She begged me not to accept my boyfriend’s proposal because you were in love with me, and I’m in love with you, and we’re perfect for each other if I’d just give you another chance. I don’t even know who I’m supposed to be dating.”

“Oh, shit. She called you?”

“Was she telling the truth? What the fuck. You love me? No, wait - who am I supposed to be dating? Is someone going to propose to me? You’ve got me scared now.”

[whygodohgodwhy]

Quote Prompt

“Someone’s trying to blackmail you? That’s horrible. It’s such a coward’s way of politicking. Who is it? I probably have dirt on them. I can blackmail them back.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Are Monster Hunters allowed to have romantic relationships with monsters?”

“Is it allowed? No. Does it happen? All the time. I’m one quarter witch. I know a guy whose half-minotaur, no one’s really sure how that works but you don’t get into this job by giving up at the first sign of trouble.”

[whygodohgodwhy]

Conversation Prompt

“You and I always had this unspoken communication where we always knew what the other was thinking, what they wanted to say - right up until you stopped talking to me and telling me the truth. You know that I love you more than any secret you could have wanted to keep from me.”

“I know. I’m sorry I ruined what we had.”

“No, never ruined. It’s just different now. That doesn't mean it’s bad, and it doesn’t mean it can’t improve. We just need to try talking to each other now.”

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Quote Prompt

“It looks like I am my father’s daughter after all, because when you hurt my children, you forfeit your life. He showed you mercy once, I am here to right that wrong.”

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Conversation Prompt

“A true enemy knows things about their enemy that even their friends, family, and lovers don’t know about them. For example, my enemy has the most comfortable chest in all of human history. I fell asleep there many times, none of his lovers were ever permitted to do that.”

“Can’t you two just go back to fucking and leave all of us out of this?”

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Conversation Prompt

“Knowing that something has to end, and why, doesn’t make it any less painful.”

“No, it doesn’t. It doesn’t make it any easier to face either. Especially when there is truly nothing we can do.”

“How do we do it then?”

“We sit here, together, and wait for this world to end. The new one will find us in its own time, if it must. We’ve done our part.”

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Quote Prompt

“I would have taken a bullet for you, and I’m not sure that ever went away. The idea of a world where I know you’re not in it is nauseating.”