whygodohgodwhy

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Conversation Prompt

“This is discrimination.”

“Did they put your stuff on the high shelf again?”

“And they took my stools! I am being bullied. This is workplace bullying.”

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“You understand why it always had to be me who got left behind, don’t you? The rest of you are idealists. You rely on hope, and this situation is the very definition of hopeless. You would have died down here, eventually. But me? I run on spite. I’ve survived off of it for centuries. And now, it’s all been worth it.”

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“I hope that me and my boyfriend are still sexually attracted to each other when we’re your age.”

“How old do you think I am?”

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“We voted to remove you from the group. It was unanimous.”

“How could it be unanimous? I wasn’t there.”

“We voted to take away your vote. That wasn’t unanimous but it still passed with a large majority. Assuming you would have opposed it, there was only one opposition vote.”

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“I’m no one’s friend, but everyone keeps telling me their secrets. I don’t know why. I think they see me as a good sounding board. I don’t mind, because I keep getting to manipulate people into solving each other’s problems.”

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“How would you feel if someone did that to your sister?”

“That’s irrelevant. I would be in jail before anyone had a chance to think about their feelings.”

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“Have we met? Are you the guy who challenged me to a fight to the death?”

“No, that happened to you?”

“Yes - well, no. I agreed and then he never showed. I wonder what happened to him.” 

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Quote Prompt

“You smile with your entire body, did you know that? Oddest thing I’ve ever seen.”

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“You did a good job at pretending I was nobody to you. My captors had no idea how important a position I have, they didn’t try very hard at all to torture me for information. Thank you - you probably saved my life.”

“I hope you know that I was crying on the inside the entire time. I love you. You’re one of my favourite people in the entire universe and I want everyone to know that at all times.”

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“I didn’t realise that other languages exist, I thought other people were just dyslexic.”

“You’ve never heard anyone speak another language?”

“No - that’s my superpower. I’m an omniglot, but it’s only spoken language for some reason. It’s not at all useful for stopping bank robberies.”

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“Something has been off about everywhere I went since we last met, I didn’t realise until now that it was because I was looking for you and you weren’t there.”

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“Does every outing with your team end up like this?”

“No. We don’t always end up at the hospital. Those times we get ice-cream instead. We don’t get to get ice-cream very often.”

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“I didn’t get bitten in a cool way or anything, it just happened during the confusion.”

“The confusion of you saving a dozen people and heroically fighting through the horde to save a dozen more? Yeah, that’s not cool at all. If anyone gets out of this alive, they’re going to make a million movies about you specifically.”

“I’d hate to see that. It’s probably for the best that I won’t.”

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Quote Prompt

“I know I have a hole in my head, but I know what I’m doing. I don’t need you to keep checking up on me. I’ll die when I’m good and ready, and that won’t be until long after I’m finished with this.”

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“Aren’t you supposed to be enforcing the anti-fraternization rules?”

“I can’t do that and continue to not know anyone’s names. As long as no one is dying or reporting an outbreak of sexually transmitted infections then I don’t care one bit.”

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“I’m a firm believer in fate. Everything happens for a reason.”

“What is the reason for the things that happen to you?”

“I’m sure I’ll find out one day!”

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Quote Prompt

“I would die for you, I would suffer for you - happily. It is an honour to have the option to fight and die by your side. I consider you to be one of my most treasured people in the world. As far as colleagues go, you’re exemplary. But the idea of having lunch with you is repulsive.”