whygodohgodwhy

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Conversation Prompt

“Don’t do this. We both know the truth, and we can fight to make sure everyone else knows too. Justice will come.”

“Eventually. Justice will come eventually. It’s never swift, and it’s never fair. I can kill him now and get justice.”

“That’s not justice, that’s vengeance.”

“And yet it’s the closest thing to justice either of us will get in our lifetimes.”

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Quote Prompt

“Did we have to have this heart to heart in a public bathroom? There’s something seeping into my shoes.”

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“Why are you inviting people who were mean to you to your wedding? It’s your wedding, you don’t need to prove anything to anyone by being the bigger person.”

“It’s not about that. I want to see them start shit. I like drama. And I also like watching my big cousin fight people who are mean to me. He’s going to bring his knuckle dusters.”

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“I miss you so much, it’s like we met before.”

“You can’t miss someone you’ve never met.”

“It hurts me that you don’t feel this way too. It sounds like such a lonely life.”

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Quote Prompt

“You can’t call this place a ruin, it’s a very popular hide-away for the local youth. Several blood pacts have been made on these very steps. There’s nowhere more alive in this entire town.”

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Conversation Prompt

“I don’t feel like I can do this. I wasn’t born for this. Why am I your chosen one? What about me says that I’m destined to be some great hero?”

“Nothing. You’re right, you weren’t born for this. But, you did step forward and risk your little life for a lesser being with no expectation of any reward or recognition. In this world, that is more notable than any promised hero. There are over a dozen people more suited than you to this quest, and none of them cared enough to turn up.”

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“Can I request a change of teammates? Mine keep making fun of me for balding.”

“Why would they do that? You’re not… oh, I suppose your hairline is receding. Turn around, is it thinning at the back?”

“I will quit. Don’t think I won’t.”

“We know you won’t. How else could you afford the hair treatments you’re going to need?”

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Quote Prompt

“I don’t know what I’m struggling with more, you asking a god if he knew who you were, as though he definitely should - or the god turning and running once he figured it out. Who are you?”

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Conversation Prompt

“Wait. You thought I wanted to have sex with you this whole time?”

“Yes. You pretty much said it as soon as we met. I was worried about how to let you down gently, but then you never really followed up on it so I was happy to let it lie until you wanted to bring it up again.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Why are you lying on the floor?”

“I’ve a better question, why are you sleeping under my bed?”

“You’re right, that is a better question.”

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Quote Prompt

“You don’t want to work with me, I’m supernaturally unlucky. Statistical anomalies happen to me all the time. The laws of nature and reason just bend when I’m around.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Just how many times have you been arrested that you can impersonate a police officer that quickly and smoothly?”

“I thought this was a ‘no questions asked’ situation? That goes both ways.”

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“Please don’t let my family read those letters I wrote for them. It’s… I was in a really bad place and… God, they are just so sappy and pathetic. I can’t wake up from surgery and see them there and have them knowing how much I love them.”

“What if you die during the surgery?”

“Oh, we’re admitting that’s an option now? Then just tell them something comforting about how I wasn’t in pain - but nothing about love. They can figure that out on their own.”

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Quote Prompt

“Is complaining all you do? I’m enjoying the background noise of it, but I’m wondering if I shouldn’t be finding something else for you.”

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Conversation Prompt

“Why did you follow me if you knew I was leading you into a trap?”

“Because I knew you’d never willingly do that, and I figured whoever was forcing you to do this would be around here somewhere.”

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Conversation Prompt

“What happened to you?”

“People grow. They change. I’m a parent now.”

“Yes, and how the hell did that happen? I last saw you two days ago. That kid is at least six.”

“She’s seven. And time moves differently here. I’ve got an older son who is thirteen.”

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Quote Prompt

“Cannibals make constant puns about eating people. You would think it would make it easier to spot them.”