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my kink is seeing money go into my bank account
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this quarantine is proving that madonna was right.
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You hate pen clicks unless you’re the one making them
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I neeeeed a full video of this tbb
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What’s it gonna be
Yes or No?
#bat out of hell#bat out of hell musical#sharon sexton#sloane#paradise by the dashboard light#rob fowler#falco
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The bigger the ‘download’ button is, the more likely it’s fake
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Spiders are the only web developers that enjoy finding bugs.
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It will always be pleasantly surprising to plug in an USB the correct way on the first try.
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18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.
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Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
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The year 2069 will show humanity just how immature we really are.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
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My joints as I stand up after having been sitting for awhile:
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When someone says “hold your horses” they’re telling you to be stable.
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It’s the 21st century we are talking about here.
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