whydidntyoucatchme

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my overworked mind is only soothed by making the dumbest fucking crafts

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my overworked mind is only soothed by making the dumbest fucking crafts

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i am thinkning about geoff rickly

he's like . a littele wet creature.

geoff at any given moment . you feel me

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Get his ass Phil (x)

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Fact

Dan lost custody of baby Keith

Source: Louise teaches Dan to be a Daddy

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What would you name your baby if you gave birth to one right now?

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tit preshow drinking game

the show you’re about to watch is good, this isn’t

phil defends it saying it's a different experience

they introduce the phlit and it takes way too long (at US shows, talk about how they don’t have mailboxes in the uk)

phil treats the phlit weirdly sexually

this was your opportunity to ask us deep, hard hitting questions about life (you're laughing bc you didn't)

should we be scared of what you put in the box? YESS

if anything offends you, it’s your fault bc you asked the questions

the first question sets the tone

who’s watering the houseplants? FUCK. the pheal is watering them (can ppl stop asking this question like omg)

(ridiculous random question) “i’ve been waiting 15 years to see dan and phil, THIS is what i’m gonna ask them”

unhinged fuck marry kill

domestic lore drop

phil thinks a card is blank but he just has to flip it over

question about something specific to the city everyone goes crazy 

phil suggests susan as a name for something

a question is addressed to one of them and they act like it’s an insult to the other

phil broken rib mention

“the european mind cannot comprehend”

someone asks phil about soup “am i chewing am i swallowing, am i drinking”

if we had a pet it would be dead right now

any variation of will you wear wigs (we’re wearing wigs right now)

it is now my job to take a commemorative selfie, if you need to sort your hair out DO IT NOW

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We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

(Source)

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you cannot advertise to me in a way that matters.

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dan live on australian morning show said: "we're the guys that made your daughters hair blue, we're the person that made them a boy, maybe theyre a them now but you gotta love them because if you don't we will and that is a threat"

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dan's grandma: here's some chocolate, dear 🥰

dan: ok so a basic fact about Phil Lester, you ignorant slut

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God it must be so exhausting trying to get your millionaire son a gift he will appreciate and ON TOP OF THAT his also millionaire and picky boyfriend has to like it too

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Them mentioning this in an interview is crazy

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CEO down

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This character is unemotional TO YOU. I'm writing a fic where they have an emotional breakdown, though.