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and the pants were dead

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playing hl2 for the first time in probably a decade and man. man. good game. great game.

also, i've been playing almost exclusively the long dark (and kotor) for...years...and it's like culture shock realizing that i can interact with objects around me and also...jump

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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my new gamer boy laptop got here and i can finally, FINALLY play tslrcm 💞💕💞

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Pink-spotted Fruit Dove (Ptilinopus perlatus), family Columbidae, order Columbiformes, found in New Guinea

photos: Irawan Subingar, Ekhardt Lietzow, Dubi Shapiro

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how's my undiagnosed and untreated adhd going? i own one (1) pair of jeans and i lost them somewhere inside my house

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it's almost almost christmas

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sad that I've already lived the most isabelle whyberealistic moment of my life (passing a joint around a precarious balcony over a parking lot in cleveland while explaining to patrick stickles why pigeons get fucked up feet)

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i only watch them when my wife puts them on, and we exclusively watch them play horse girl games and other stupid silly little things. and ace attorney. never thought it would be me

it's the year of our lord 2k24 and i'm getting really into game grumps

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it's the year of our lord 2k24 and i'm getting really into game grumps

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shiny milotic🫧✨

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kotor 2 dialogue lines that knock me out

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excited for my new laptop to get here so I can mistreat that one too. just discovered I apparently left a game of civ v running on my macbook before closing it and ignoring it for a few weeks

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been browsing sperm banks online and it just makes me realize that i don't want a man involved in any part of this. is there somewhere i can get, like, a trans woman's sperm???

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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my constant stream of thank yous and sorrys will save me from the ass beating i have coming for the crime of having needs