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my mom's best friend (who was really her only friend and she wasn't all that big a fan of her towards the end bc she got very right-wing and very christian, she was so excited for me to tell her i'm a lesbian lmao) passed away from brain cancer last week i guess. she had two daughters that my sister and i grew up with. unfortunately the only person i would be able to unpack this with is my mom, and the only reason i need to unpack this in the first place is bc my mom's dead, so here we are

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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right

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adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

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been seeing a lot of comments on reddit like "i asked chatgpt about this and here's what it said" and i just. i'm gonna write a manifesto.

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planning a mormon movie night with two of kelsey's coworkers who i've never met. very excited.

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kelsey showed me wild wild west and unfortunately my weird little guy sense is tingling .........

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CIRCLE TIME!!!!

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it took my mom dying for me to finally get the tiniest bit of detail abt how my parents met (other than just "at a bar")

and it's my dad telling me what attracted him to my mom in the first place was her dancing. he said she looked like a peanuts character (affectionately)

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i love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things

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i don't really post here anymore but here's goose. she's a stinky little baby. quite honestly she's not a cat, she's more of a ferret or some sort of rodent. she's also on prozac bc if she comes off it she starts peeing on kelsey's belongings and also kelsey's person.

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Women Holding Strange Creatures by Quentin Blake

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repo! is so fucking iconic like ... wow what a formative movie for me as an edgy teenager. godawful film. wouldn't change a thing about it.

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

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basically if you think yoko is wire mother bc shes mean and scary and paul is cloth mother bc hes nice and cute you are both wrong and hate women. yoko is obviously cloth mother bc she would hold and cuddle john (baby monkey with no mommy obviously) but let him starve. paul has john's nourishment (creative partnership and understanding) but is a cold robotic little freak. so john (again, baby monkey with no mommy) chooses cloth mother. its simple